The Silver Linings Playlist’s 10th Anniversary Special

10 years ago today, we began our journey building a playlist of films with cliffhanger, downbeat, and upsetting endings with the caveat of discovering a silver lining for each and every one. In this anniversary special, we’re looking back at the podcast’s journey to make it to this incredible milestone, revisiting some unforgettable moments, and celebrating everything in our show’s legacy. We hope you enjoy this enormous episode.

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SPEAKER_22 0:00

Welcome to the Silver Linings Playlist 10th Anniversary Special. The stars are out, the wives are mine and yours, and this celebration is set to be an all-timer. A decade of memories is on display tonight as we look back on some truly unforgettable moments from the show's incredible journey and enduring legacy. And now, please welcome your host for this evening, Mr. Dustin Goes to Hollywood.

SPEAKER_18 0:57

My name is Dustin Ghost of Hollywood, and I am the host and co-founder of this very show. Today we were celebrating 10 full years as a podcast. On this date, way back in 2016, we released our first episode on Darren Aronowski's Requiem for a Dream, and ever since then we've released over 220 episodes covering some of Cinema's bleakest endings in the forms of cliffhangers, bittersweet conclusions, and even some movies that don't seem to have proper endings at all. We've laughed, we've cried, we've discovered some things about ourselves, and tonight we're celebrating all of it as we look back at the history of the podcast and enjoy some absolutely hilarious and unforgettable moments. Now, as a little bit of table setting, I do have to mention that for this episode, we are only looking back at episodes one through 224, which of course was our episode on the 1986 version of The Hitcher, and that's purely because of time constraints, so this episode releases on time. Not to pat myself on the back, but I have done a Herculean effort in building out the show for tonight, and I know you all are gonna love it. So without further ado, should we get this thing started or what? Alright then, let me introduce the co-founder and co-host of the podcast who's been here since day one. He's got some thoughts on 9-11, and as I've said before on the show, he is the villain of the podcast.

SPEAKER_19 2:20

So please give it up for Mally Moore.

SPEAKER_22 2:25

And now, please welcome Mr. Mally Moore.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

Look at us.

SPEAKER_17 2:47

Not me.

SPEAKER_15 2:48

Who would have thought 10 years, 10 years of this show?

SPEAKER_17 2:52

I mean, to be fair, I've probably only been present for like five to six of them.

SPEAKER_15 2:56

I was gonna say you've been here at least 50% of the time, I think.

SPEAKER_17 2:59

Yeah. Call it a soft 50.

SPEAKER_18 3:01

There you go, a soft 50. I like that. So, Mally, we started this podcast because you and I had one thing in common when it comes to movies, and that is we do love a downer ending.

SPEAKER_17 3:10

Yeah, we disagree on every other aspect, but go on.

SPEAKER_18 3:15

Yeah, but we explain in our prequel episode uh that describes what this show is actually all about.

SPEAKER_15 3:24

Me and Mally uh are came up with this idea for a podcast, um something that I personally have a huge heart for, and that's uh movies that have you know not so happy endings, you know, I don't uh movies that all wrap up in a neat little bow. Uh I don't know, I've always had a a fascination with that. I like movies that kind of take you one direction and then at the end kind of leave you hanging. Uh I don't know. I guess I'm just a pessimist, maybe.

SPEAKER_17 3:53

At least for me, like the downer ending, I'm gonna keep thinking about that movie for a while.

SPEAKER_15 3:59

Yeah, it it it resonates exactly a lot more than a movie with a good I don't want to say a good message, but yeah, with a good ending. Right. Because even these these Blaker movies have good messages in them, and you just kind of have to find them. And that's kind of the point of what this podcast that we're gonna do is about. It's uh it's called the Silver Linings playlist.

SPEAKER_18 4:20

So what's very apparent in that clip is how different we saw today versus then, especially me, because sometime around season five, I don't know if we mentioned this on the air, but I had a simultaneous septoplasty and tonsilectomy to alleviate my sleep apnea, which thank God, because I sounded so nasally back then, I don't know how anyone listened to those episodes.

SPEAKER_17 4:42

Fun fact, they didn't.

SPEAKER_15 4:43

They didn't, you're right, you're right. No one listened to the show until season five when I had that surgery. So if you're ever curious as to what happened to me in between those times, there's your answer. But we learned a lot in what I like to call the classic era of the show, Mally, which is the first four seasons. And one of the things I learned is that you're a psychopath because of your love for one specific beverage in particular.

SPEAKER_22 5:06

From episode 17, Elephant.

SPEAKER_15 5:10

And I gotta say, I think only psychopaths drink milk straight. Not even who drinks a glass of milk, dude? Come on. This isn't 1950. And not even that, he doesn't even pour himself a glass of milk, he just drinks straight out the gallon. That is fucking disgusting. Do you drink milk straight? Okay, Mally's leaving. Do not go get a gallon of milk. I will throw up. Regular milk?

SPEAKER_05 5:40

Oh, that's fucking gross, dude.

SPEAKER_15 5:46

It's 2% as well, so it's like delicious.

SPEAKER_19 5:50

That's fucking gross.

SPEAKER_15 5:53

Do I have a milk mustache?

SPEAKER_19 5:55

No, I just have a regular one.

SPEAKER_15 5:56

Damn it. So Mallie, do you still uh you still chugging along with your 2% milk? Is it still your go-to?

SPEAKER_17 6:03

That was probably the last time I drank milk. Because I called you out on I'm going to be honest, I don't remember that. Uh-huh. And I'm very curious as to why I had milk. I don't know. I do not know. That's wow.

SPEAKER_06 6:20

Mm-hmm. Well, I'm glad I set you on the right path and you you had your come to Jesus moment.

SPEAKER_17 6:25

I have my come to Jesus moment every Sunday night.

SPEAKER_18 6:28

So the first 104 episodes of the show were mostly just you and I, with the occasional guests, but we had one guest on a few times during that run who brought a great energy to the episodes he was on. It really made them something special. So between seasons four and five, we asked him to come aboard the show full time as a co-host. And lucky for us.

SPEAKER_15 6:45

Oh, is Moss here? Uh-huh. He's waiting in the wings.

SPEAKER_18 6:49

But lucky for us, this guy obliged. So let's hear it for our second co-host of the podcast, Nathan Simmons.

SPEAKER_22 6:57

And now, please welcome Mr. Nathan Simmons.

SPEAKER_16 7:17

Hi, everybody. I don't know if it's ever come up, but I have a wife.

SPEAKER_15 7:21

I don't think we've ever heard that before on the show. That's incredible news to hear.

SPEAKER_16 7:25

Yeah, yeah. Huh. I've just been sitting here muted, losing my mind over the musical stings. And if I may, you put your entire Hollywoodse into this.

SPEAKER_06 7:36

I am a wussy. You're absolutely wrong.

SPEAKER_17 7:39

That's my least favorite phrase of all time.

SPEAKER_19 7:41

So, Nathan, you've been a full-time part of the show since episode 105, which was our episode on Pi.

SPEAKER_15 7:48

And since then, I think you've been on as many episodes as Mallie has. And during your time on the show, we've learned some things about you as well. Including we learned who your favorite actress is.

SPEAKER_22 8:01

From episode 216, Scream 4. Nathan loves Emma Roberts. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_15 8:10

Oh my lord. No, no, you heard it here first, folks.

SPEAKER_16 8:15

No, I made a comment when we started dating about CSLP exclusive. About how I enjoy, I think Emma Roberts is very good in the first season of Scream Queens, which is a very dumb, very silly show. And Ashley turned that into an ongoing bit where Emma Roberts is my favorite actor. So anytime she's in which we were watching Madame Webb, she goes, Oh, your girl's in this.

SPEAKER_22 8:47

I got my hands full with Nathan and how much he loves Emma Roberts. Shut up.

SPEAKER_15 8:53

Missed opportunity to not, you know how like couples that are engaged when they're getting married, they'll send out like letters to corporations being like, hey, we're getting married. Can we get like some swag or something? Or invite shouldn't have invited Emma Roberts to your wedding. That's the missed opportunity.

SPEAKER_22 9:06

We should have.

SPEAKER_16 9:07

Yeah, what is she up to? She probably could have come.

SPEAKER_15 9:09

She probably could probably got nothing going on.

SPEAKER_22 9:12

She could have walked me down the aisle.

SPEAKER_16 9:13

Should we invite her to our next play?

SPEAKER_22 9:15

Please.

SPEAKER_15 9:17

She genuinely seems like she may actually come.

SPEAKER_06 9:19

Like I will say that. What? Why are you looking at me like that, Nick?

SPEAKER_16 9:25

So Ashley, so Pete behind the curtain, one of the things that Ashley does every day is rewatch The Righteous Gemstones.

SPEAKER_22 9:32

Oh my god, don't don't blow up my spot.

SPEAKER_16 9:34

You you've rewatched she's rewatched The Righteous Gemstones, I think four times within just the last like three months. It's like her it's her favorite TV series of all time.

SPEAKER_22 9:42

Listen, I have a lot of anxiety and it helps.

SPEAKER_16 9:44

Okay. Sometimes you just need an eight ball and two million dollars. And every time that she gets to season two with is it season two that has Eric Roberts, right? Oh god. Or is it season three?

SPEAKER_22 9:57

Uh yeah, season two.

SPEAKER_16 9:59

So every time he's on screen, I'm like, you know, his daughter is my favorite actor.

SPEAKER_15 10:06

So Nathan, is that still true? Emma Roberts still number one?

SPEAKER_16 10:09

Absolutely. With a bullet. Okay, great. And Ashley, I think, has watched The Righteous Gemstones like four more times since we recorded that episode.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_16 10:17

Also, it's worth noting, I feel like my voice has changed also since we started because we've had a pandemic in one Trump administration since I joined the series. Oh yeah. I'm not saying it's my fault, but I I I've definitely the timbre of my voice is different.

SPEAKER_15 10:34

I don't know.

SPEAKER_18 10:35

I can connect some dots.

SPEAKER_17 10:36

I thought you meant like since that episode. I was like, brother, that was a month ago. I know. I've lived hard.

SPEAKER_18 10:42

So I like to think of the first three seasons that you joined us, Nathan, as a sort of reconstruction era. Like, not that the show needed fixing, but it was a time Renaissance, if you will.

SPEAKER_17 10:51

There you go. When we were rebuilding America.

SPEAKER_18 10:54

But it was a time when we were still figuring out the dynamics of each other's personalities and how each person fit into the show, but something was missing. And what was missing is our fourth and final member of this celebration episode. And that is our special guest, turncompt trolller, JT Kelly.

SPEAKER_22 11:12

And now, please welcome Mr. JT Kelly.

SPEAKER_06 11:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_15 11:41

Spooky. This is way too much fanfare for someone who's completely faking it till he makes it. No. Welcome, JT. Hello. So for those who let him finish. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_18 11:53

For those who aren't fully aware, and I don't think we've ever talked about this on the show before, but JT is not familiar with the Halloween franchise. But that didn't stop him from having some drunken thoughts on where the franchise should go next once he saw the 2018 LEGA sequel, which coincidentally spawned some new vernacular for the show.

SPEAKER_22 12:13

From episode 119, Halloween 2018.

SPEAKER_05 12:17

Let's think about the three uh the three strokes. Amigos. Alright, so you got Lori, who is, you know, uh, yeah. And then you got the dynamic between her and her granddaughter.

SPEAKER_17 12:28

Wait, what are we doing? This is such a well-thought-out analysis, JT. Let's j- he just wants us to look at them. Are you gonna list her stats?

SPEAKER_05 12:36

Basically, basically look at it. Let's who sticks out the most. Guys, just look at them. Look, she has plus three dexterity. Yeah. She has. It's funny because I have my notes written.

SPEAKER_17 12:47

I'm taking my fucking headphones off again.

SPEAKER_16 12:49

But these these three do combine to form Exodia, right?

SPEAKER_05 12:54

Guys, it's fucking hilarious because I have my notes written on the back of a DD 5D stuff character sheet.

SPEAKER_17 13:01

God, you're a fucking nerd. Um, do they combine to form like the final girl version of Voltron? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 13:09

No, no, look, I'm just saying the granddaughter wants to the grandmother involved completely. Just look at them.

SPEAKER_17 13:16

Look at them. God damn it.

SPEAKER_16 13:17

Let me prove a fucking point. So we got we got Lori, we got Anastasia, we got and all right.

SPEAKER_05 13:25

So it's been real. My name is JT. Thank you guys for having me.

SPEAKER_06 13:28

Wow, dude, you were so wasted all that episode. I was.

SPEAKER_05 13:32

But you guys JT, look at them. You guys chiming in really say that because that made it hilarious.

SPEAKER_06 13:40

I know. I didn't know where you were going with that. Dude.

SPEAKER_17 13:43

JT didn't know where the fuck he was going with it.

SPEAKER_16 13:45

Yeah. I was ready to hear him out until he said, Well, first you got Lori, who Yeah. Lost train of thought. I get it.

SPEAKER_18 13:54

Fellas, I do have to warn you that we unfortunately will not have time during the celebration to hear every great moment we've had on the show. So I've taken the liberty of creating a few clips that contain certain highlights in the form of out-of-context supercuts. Oh no. And here's the first one.

SPEAKER_15 14:10

Oh good.

SPEAKER_16 14:13

You buy a bottle of cough syrup and you hope that, you know, it'll lead to Fellatio. I didn't have a fucking need until you were like, hey dude, we're doing kids.

SPEAKER_24 14:22

Seal is like the Toto of hip hop.

SPEAKER_17 14:26

Kim Kardashian doesn't shit. You introduce some natural light into it, less rapey.

SPEAKER_15 14:31

69's always underwhelming, my friend. We get the neck of the dick.

SPEAKER_04 14:36

This is where some belly button porn.

SPEAKER_16 14:38

Guy arrives in heaven and he's like, no, it's it's fine. I just didn't expect it to be Chinese. It could be raining titties, and I could look up and still catch a dick. I mean, I'm just gonna slam Michael Douglas, but his weird rat eyes and voice.

SPEAKER_15 14:51

Say what you will. Racism makes you faster. You can't sit there. That's where the dog shits.

SPEAKER_16 14:57

Do I ever hit my head so hard that I become evil and gay? You become gay, Joker.

SPEAKER_17 15:02

What's the most evil thing on the planet? Bisexuals. Do not isolate that sound button. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_14 15:13

Oh man. Oh god.

SPEAKER_16 15:15

I don't remember cough syrup and fellatio. I don't remember any of that.

SPEAKER_15 15:21

So it goes without saying that while we are a movie review podcast that likes to have a bit of fun with some inside jokes and whatnot, which has never been done before on any other podcast. It's not always hee he's and ha ha's. Sometimes love blossoms on the show.

SPEAKER_22 15:37

From episode 123, Paranormal Activity.

SPEAKER_18 15:42

Speaking of uh more timely than ever, there's no better time than now to introduce our guest. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 15:46

Uh Nathan, will you please do the honors? Sure. Joining us from Southern Haunts and Oh, That's a Scary Movie, my BFF Ashley McLaughlin.

SPEAKER_22 15:56

Hi. My mom's birthday is on Wednesday.

SPEAKER_16 15:59

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_22 16:01

And from episode 178, stay alive.

SPEAKER_16 16:05

Speaking of, you know, checking in at the 30-minute mark, I have to throw this up front. Uh-oh. My beautiful fiancee, who often watches films with me for the podcast. She tapped out. No, you know, she actually referenced our podcast, this podcast, in her proposal to me. So like. Oh my god. Live with that, Dustin.

SPEAKER_22 16:25

And from episode 201, Godzilla 1998.

SPEAKER_16 16:30

I gotta say, guys, I watched this episode, this movie last night with um My Wife.

SPEAKER_15 16:40

Hello yeah, brother. Sorry, everybody. Just call me Matthew Broderick because I don't know how to act.

SPEAKER_19 16:53

It's beautiful, isn't it?

SPEAKER_16 16:54

Thank you. That was so sweet. I do love the implication that we never would have gotten together if it weren't for this podcast.

SPEAKER_06 17:02

This show, it's solely responsible for it. Just matchmaking.

SPEAKER_17 17:06

My show. I can't wait for the episode like post-divorce. That's always so much fun. Jesus.

SPEAKER_18 17:12

Well, look, sometimes one of us also makes a fashion choice on one episode that is then followed through on another. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_22 17:20

From episode 218, Halloween Resurrection.

SPEAKER_17 17:25

I watched Hamnet and made the executive decision. I too need a cunty little earring. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_22 17:31

And from episode 223, The Roses.

SPEAKER_17 17:35

Plus, I got a cunty little earring now. Oh, it's like let's fucking get sassy with it.

SPEAKER_15 17:39

Wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_06 17:42

This is news.

SPEAKER_15 17:43

This is huge news.

SPEAKER_06 17:44

I need a photo immediately. Wow.

SPEAKER_10 17:46

Cunty little earring. Glad to be here for this moment. This is so exciting.

SPEAKER_16 17:50

This is so exciting for me.

SPEAKER_17 17:52

Well, in my defense, I told Nathan I watched Hamnet the other day. Oh, right.

SPEAKER_10 17:57

Yes, that's true. So. And it comes with that free visit to Claire.

SPEAKER_06 18:02

It's like when you know when you used to go to like Burger King, they're like, get a happy meal or kid's meal or whatever, and you'll get a free ticket to the Pokemon movie.

SPEAKER_17 18:09

I was like live texting Nathan while I was watching Hamnet. That's right. Yo, wait, hang on. Did Shakespeare have a cunty little earring?

SPEAKER_15 18:16

Oh mad. That cunty little earring. I love that the phrasing was the same. I follow through, boys. No, it looks good.

SPEAKER_18 18:25

It looks great. But that's not the only time something we've said during an episode becomes reality. Oh. Listen to this collection of moments where we correctly predicted the future.

SPEAKER_22 18:36

From episode 32, Avengers Infinity War.

SPEAKER_15 18:40

I'm guessing the plan is just to get to Thanos, get the glove from them, uh, get the gauntlet from him, and then somehow use the timestone to reverse it, right? How though? I don't know. Somebody's maybe Tony's gonna have to wield the gauntlet.

SPEAKER_17 18:54

Oh no, dude, there's no way a human is wielding the gauntlet.

SPEAKER_15 18:59

Look, man, uh Star Lord, Star Lord was able to hold a stone, so he's he was 50% celestial. Maybe that's how Tony ends up dying, is he tries to wield a gauntlet and ends up killing him in the process.

SPEAKER_22 19:11

And from episode 52, Star Wars, episode 8, The Last Jedi.

SPEAKER_17 19:16

People on Twitter want her to be a Kenobi or some shit. Yeah, I mean there's there's theories for everything. I also heard Palpatine's granddaughter.

SPEAKER_22 19:24

And from episode 103, Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grindelwald.

SPEAKER_15 19:30

Queenie's gonna be in the Battle of Hogwarts for some fucking reason. I think we're gonna get a reboot within 20 years. It didn't even take that long.

SPEAKER_06 19:37

It only took a couple.

SPEAKER_17 19:39

Man. I want to note one thing regarding the Infinity War bit. Please. I knew the entire plot of Endgame. I know you did. I know you did. And was trying so hard to steer you away from that. I know.

SPEAKER_06 19:53

I can't believe when I went back and re-listened to that episode, I could not believe I called it. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_15 19:59

It's incredible.

SPEAKER_17 20:00

The moment you said that on the recording, I like we weren't on video, but I was like panicking like oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_16 20:06

Is that also the episode that got a retweet from James Gunn?

SPEAKER_15 20:09

Yes, because I did the um uh the no, no, no, no. It was super where I did um uh oh god, what's his uh character's name?

SPEAKER_16 20:17

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_15 20:17

The guy used at the monkey wrench, Rain Wilson. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16 20:20

Rain Wilson's character comes out, says shut up crime from one of the portals.

SPEAKER_15 20:24

Yes. And then the Avengers assemble, yeah.

SPEAKER_19 20:26

That's good. Sometimes we get it right, but sometimes we also get it very, very wrong.

SPEAKER_22 20:33

From episode 15, an American Werewolf in London.

SPEAKER_15 20:38

His son Max Landis, who you might know from Chronicle and a few other movies, American Ultra, uh, he is going to be writing and directing the upcoming remake of American Werewolf in London, which I think is pretty cool. I think uh Is Is that official? I'm not sure if that was just rumored. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_22 20:56

And from episode 47, Cloverfield.

SPEAKER_15 21:00

Earlier this year, actually, uh a direct sequel uh was confirmed back in April, uh, that apparently is gonna be hitting theaters, not not Netflix, but apparently hitting theaters sooner rather than later. So I'm assuming uh there's a movie that's slated between now and next year that's a secret closure field movie that we just don't know about yet.

SPEAKER_22 21:24

And from episode 63, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

SPEAKER_15 21:29

So we're getting at least five.

SPEAKER_17 21:31

I think I'm probably not gonna see that duel until the fifth one, which is probably like fucking four years from now. Yeah. Fuck.

SPEAKER_22 21:41

And from episode 92, Joker.

SPEAKER_17 21:44

We're not gonna see a sequel to this. We're not gonna see this character, like this incarnation of the Joker, pop up.

SPEAKER_22 21:53

And from episode 119, Halloween, 2018.

SPEAKER_05 21:58

I really hope Judy Gear doesn't.

SPEAKER_15 22:00

No, what? No. It's because I like her so much, is why I hope she does. Interesting. Does that make sense? I don't think any of the Strode women are gonna die. What the fuck did Judy Gurd do to you, JT? Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_22 22:14

And from episode 144, Batman Returns.

SPEAKER_16 22:18

I don't know if the Flash can come out. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_18 22:21

That movie will I'm I'm putting it now. That movie will never come out. It's worse than the new mutants at this point. It's never coming out. Don't even get your don't hold your breath. It's never coming out. And I don't care.

SPEAKER_15 22:38

They could all be winners, right?

SPEAKER_16 22:40

Isn't there a funnier person who could have said Joker 2 will never have to? Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 22:45

Yeah. Hey, hey. The check cleared. The checks cleared. Yes, of course, of course. Again, Halloween. The moment JT said that, your asshole turned inside out. I was like, fuck. Like going back through text, like, did I fucking leak something?

SPEAKER_18 23:03

But this podcast also isn't just about movies.

SPEAKER_15 23:05

Sometimes one of us learns a thing or two during our conversations, like this moment that spawns a lot of future jokes.

SPEAKER_22 23:12

From episode 188, Long Legs.

SPEAKER_15 23:17

You know what we were missing in the interrogation scene? What's the cuck chair from hotels that's just off to the side? What do you mean? Do you know about this? No, I don't. You've never heard about this? No, explain it. Hold on. Hold on. This is like this this is like fucking in the standard all over again. Don't go, don't show me your screen.

SPEAKER_06 23:34

Hold you fucking sit there and you wait. Yeah, we're gonna be forced to.

SPEAKER_15 23:38

Why do all hotel rooms have a cuck chair?

SPEAKER_06 23:41

Oh no. And this is the chair that they just put aside for some reason next to the desk.

SPEAKER_16 23:45

Oh, yeah, yeah. The chair that's in the corner.

SPEAKER_15 23:47

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's the cuck chair. No, that's where I do all my thinking. Oh, that's where you do your thinking. I see. I I do the Oppie naked leg cross. That's what I do in those chairs. Sure.

SPEAKER_16 23:57

No, I set I set my bat suit in the other corner and I stare at it like this tonight tonight.

SPEAKER_15 24:02

Now we're just every hotel has a cook chair. It's real. Is every cut? Yeah, I guess, I guess. Look how many chairs there are. Oh, that was a cut couch. That's what you pay extra you need to cut couch. It's a long video. I mean, these are all great questions. Yep. There you go. Oh. Oh, there's a t hold on, there's a t-shirt. Mickey Pod. Leave me alone. I'm pottery existence in the hotel room cut clean. I actually need this t-shirt. Hold on, hold on. Let me uh you want to order that while we're oh bookmark that uh I know what I know what someone's getting for their birthday this year. Just build the uh build the podcast. Business expense.

SPEAKER_13 24:42

We noticed you from across the barn. We like your vibe. Do you want to bookmark this chair? This shirt chair. This shirt chair. Cuckoo! Cuckoo cuckoo! Cuckoo.

SPEAKER_15 24:56

Daddy, that gross guy's back ordering shirts again.

SPEAKER_17 24:59

Daddy was going on in that episode.

SPEAKER_12 25:03

Dude, I don't know.

SPEAKER_17 25:05

Oh man. Do you know how many cuck chairs we send to each other now?

SPEAKER_12 25:08

I know.

SPEAKER_16 25:09

Oh, it's daily. Easy daily. That's like a part of our lives now. If one of us goes on vacation and we don't send cuck chair photos, like we've I was in Europe and I was like, look, there's cuck chairs in the castle.

SPEAKER_05 25:23

Look. Like if we don't send a cuck chair, like we need to call the authorities. Something's wrong with us.

SPEAKER_15 25:29

Someone's in trouble. Send up the bat signal. Nathan was on his honeymoon. Executive cuck chair. But of course, that moment led to a lot of future discussions about cucks and their chairs.

SPEAKER_16 25:44

Of course.

SPEAKER_22 25:45

From episode 196, Hell House, LLC.

SPEAKER_10 25:50

I have to call into question the fact that I didn't see a single cuck chair in this hotel. That's true. Not a single cuck chair.

SPEAKER_18 25:58

Well, to be fair, the camera footage is moving so fast it would be easy to, you know, not be able to see it in that switch pan.

SPEAKER_16 26:03

Wait, Moss, are you listening to this season or not?

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Because this comes up a lot. It sure does.

SPEAKER_17 26:11

Okay. To be fair, the beds are mattresses on the floor. Like the cuck chair is just the floor.

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There you go.

SPEAKER_10 26:17

How is this a real hotel if there's no fucking cuck chair?

SPEAKER_06 26:20

Maybe that's why it got shut down. It was like, sir, you're not legally a hotel.

SPEAKER_10 26:24

It's not a hotel anymore, Moss. Yeah, but it's abandoned. The chair should still be there.

SPEAKER_05 26:30

Yeah, it's not hotel house LLC. I'd imagine Moss actually complains to like the like hotel management. Where's my cuck?

SPEAKER_16 26:38

Sir, there's no cuck chair in my room. Excuse me, sirs and madams.

SPEAKER_17 26:42

Moss the type of guy to go to Hellhouse and fucking try to order room service.

SPEAKER_16 26:47

The weekend of DC's wedding, that's all we fucking heard was Moss downstairs. Where's my cuck chair?

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Where's my goddamn cuck chair?

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He was like J. Jonah Jameson demanding pictures of Spider-Man.

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I think that's why this place shut down, is they're like, you're not legally a hotel anymore because there's no cuck chair available. I said full service.

SPEAKER_10 27:08

Andrew Tolley was such a religious fundamentalist. He was like, no cuck chairs.

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Oh, wait, they don't have a cuck chair. They have a cuck basement.

SPEAKER_15 27:20

I was gonna say, if we're gonna put these these elements into place here, Joey is kind of being cucked because the audience are the ones that get to come through and interact with Melissa being chained up. That's right.

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And he can't do anything.

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He can't do a fucking thing but sit there and watch.

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Yeah, now I do want to watch the movie again. He does hold the key.

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Oh my god, he's the cuck clown.

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LLC. The Margaret Wahlberg of cucks.

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Did you say Margaret Wahlberg?

SPEAKER_16 27:47

Because they go downstairs and it's oops all Bibles in the basement. So like it's like they're probably safe, right?

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And I do like that they they do lampshade it a little bit because they're like, why are there all these Bibles here? They're like, why are they all these Bubbles here? And Sarah's like, it's a hotel. They have Bibles. Yeah, but not in a arranged in a circle in the basement.

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They also have cook chairs, and those aren't there.

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See, that's why this hotel went under. Huge surplus of Bibles, nothing into the cuck chair budget. That's the problem. Oh man.

SPEAKER_10 28:17

What the fuck was wrong with Andrew Tully?

SPEAKER_15 28:20

Where am I supposed to read my Bible if I don't have a cook chair? That's what happened. You know what? There was an accounting error. Somebody budgeted raw, and they meant to order one batch of Bibles and they got a hundred and zero cuck chairs.

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Oops, all Bibles is the funniest shit.

SPEAKER_15 28:36

It's pretty good. I'm glad you like that.

SPEAKER_10 28:41

Just a weird note about this hotel. The locks are on the outside of the hook of the doors.

SPEAKER_15 28:46

He needed that. Yeah.

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So that was interesting.

SPEAKER_15 28:49

Oh, it's a big cuck experience.

SPEAKER_16 28:53

Full cuck rooms. Two men enter. JK, only one man enters.

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Well, they both enter, just in different ways. Yeah, it's just only one man enters the other man. That's not how cucking works.

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You're right.

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You're right.

SPEAKER_17 29:09

Go ahead, Moss. Okay. Situational, Moss. Situational work.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Fair.

SPEAKER_17 29:13

No, explain that before you continue. Why are we assuming one of the guys is the cuck? Okay, fair. It's 2025, baby. Open your mind. Oh man.

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Oh God.

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Moss preserving the sanctity of the cuck experience. Jesus Christ. There's so much going on in that episode.

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I cannot believe all that happened in one episode.

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The ultimate cuck experience. I think it's my favorite episode of the podcast. Or like one of my least favorite movies we've watched.

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So, well, it's fun to learn new things such as the fascinating world of cucking.

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Sometimes we also imparted some wisdom onto our listeners. If you have a guy friend that you've been friends, if you if you have a guy friend that you've been friends with for years, uh-huh, and he tells you that he wants to take you on a date, he can no longer go back to being just a friend. If you were gonna like, dude, if you if you are gonna make a sexually explicit call like this, you gotta be sure the intended recipient is on the receiving end. Not for nothing.

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Yeah.

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If your sole purpose in life is to go back in time and uh bed Linda Hamilton in 1984, you might be a redneck.

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And also, if you are planning on saving saving this little girl chapter their eyes, maybe don't shoot the bullets directly at her. If you order a pizza and your wife asks for pineapples, uh, hold on.

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If you make someone's pacemaker explode, you might be a malignant.

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If you feel like watching a really fucking sad movie.

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If you and I mean, like, if if you are on the phone with your daughter and she says, I could smell your stinking breath through the phone. You might be a redneck. If you watch the show, or if you didn't watch the show and then you saw the movie, you might be a redneck.

SPEAKER_16 31:15

If you say I knew it was coming, if you say on on the internet that you don't like this movie, it is like promising young woman all over again. If you thought this was a horror movie, you might be a Republican. If you look closely at the logo, it's the word head is very small. It just says X-Men Origins Wolverine Head. If you're Kelly, uh-huh, if you're Kelly, uh-huh, you're about to commit murder, right? Hey, if you guys take nothing else away from this podcast.

SPEAKER_06 31:47

If you if you fuck your daughter, you might be a Republican.

SPEAKER_16 31:53

You might be a fucking Republican.

SPEAKER_17 32:01

Oh, we lost Nathan for a second there. Holy shit. Oh yeah. I didn't realize we said it that much.

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Oh yeah. Nathan was gone. Christ.

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So many people don't know this, but we're also not just a movie review podcast. Sometimes we like to explore other creative avenues that we enjoy and share them with you all.

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From episode 153, no time to die.

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Halloween ends in men, basic instinct shape of things. Oh god. Doctor Strange 365. This podcast has to die. Oh god.

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Yeah, they love singing. In fact, he did it quite a few times on the show.

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A few. From episode 208, Halloween 2, 1981.

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Mr. Sandman, man me a sand.

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Make him the cutest man, card or hook hand. Give him to sans like sanses and hands is.

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Then tell him that is sans and man's our hands is sandman. Oh, there's more, okay.

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Sand so a man. Don't have no sands to sand a man. Please turn on your sandy hands. Mr. Sandman, sand me a man.

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You know, it is a real problem we don't have enough sand to sand a man.

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That is a huge problem we don't talk about. Someone married you.

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And of course, Nathan's not the only one who can do a little bit of singing. Hell yeah.

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From episode 208, Halloween two, nineteen eighty-one.

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The same is playing.

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Oh boy.

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Can I get an Amen, fellas?

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Can I get one in the chat? Amen. Amen. Thank you.

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And of course, I think maybe my best work when it comes to singing.

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Oh yeah.

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From episode 221. Hello, Mary Lou, Prom Night 2.

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Boys, this is a very special episode. You want to know why? Why is that?

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It's prompt.

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I will often say, sorry, Kelly, when you do this just if I like mess something up.

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Oh my god.

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And lastly, I also like to dabble a little bit in the hip-hop world.

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Oh.

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From episode 186, Battle Royale.

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It has begun again.

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But this time with a twist. Oh.

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The heat coming off of this thing. Look. Do we even say anything else? Nope.

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Oh, can you feel it? Can you feel the fire coming off of this track? Do you feel it now, Mr. Krabs? Oh, I'm Dustin goes to Hollywood, by the way.

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Yeah, and I'm Nathan Simmons, and if you podcast with someone, you have to live with the consequences.

SPEAKER_06 36:28

Hell yeah. I still think that is maybe the best beat I've ever made.

SPEAKER_17 36:32

It's so good. I love hearing all these clips from episodes I wish. You weren't on. This is fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 36:38

It's like the first time, right?

SPEAKER_17 36:40

Yeah. Damn, this show's pretty good. Because I don't listen to an episode if I'm not on it.

SPEAKER_15 36:44

Of course, of course. Uh, how about another out-of-context supercut, boys? What do you say?

SPEAKER_17 36:49

Please.

SPEAKER_16 36:52

And also, he ain't got no dick. You guys notice that? They show like his brunch so many times he ain't even got no dick. I haven't seen anything this fucked up since my new grounds days.

SPEAKER_17 37:03

Dino good. Why movie bad? One, two, no dick for you.

SPEAKER_16 37:13

I like it when it goes off. It's so fun to shoot.

SPEAKER_15 37:17

It's so fun to shoot. I wanna be, I don't know, uh, Obama. Uh, secret genes. Sit pretty, Joey. Here comes the darkness. Time to be sad. Teenage mutant, ninja abuser. Donald Trump's neck pussy. Okay.

SPEAKER_22 37:36

Could you imagine being kidnapped, kept in a basement, and then all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_15 37:41

Taylor Swift is talking to you over the microphone. Everybody, shut shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_16 37:46

I guess I'm wet. What was the context for I'm Wet again? I can't remember.

SPEAKER_15 37:55

Uh, it was the book in uh Slumber Party Massacre 2 that they find.

SPEAKER_16 38:00

Yeah, and also I'm wet.

SPEAKER_15 38:01

Oh, of course. Wow, those were some great highlights, right?

SPEAKER_16 38:04

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_15 38:05

But I feel like there are a couple of recurring bits that really define what this show is all about.

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So let's listen to the birth of one of those bits right now. Oh no.

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From episode 196, Hell House, LLC.

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I was really hoping because I've heard good things about this thing from people that I think have pretty good film criticism takes. And I just found it lackluster. I found this movie to not be doing anything interesting or original. To be fair, to be I like this movie.

SPEAKER_17 38:34

Uh-huh. So it makes sense that you don't.

SPEAKER_15 38:38

I cannot believe how late in the show's history we started to be. It was on the Hellhouse episode. That's the start of it? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_16 38:46

I think later in the episode you say that's my new bit.

SPEAKER_15 38:49

I think you're right.

SPEAKER_16 38:50

It is like seeing Oppenheimer looking at the lightning.

SPEAKER_15 38:57

I could be wrong, but I did go back and listen to every episode. And that was, I believe, the first instance of it. I think you're right. So I think you're right. Wow. Beautiful. You really went back and listened to every episode for this. Of course. Of course. Wow, that's depressing as fuck.

SPEAKER_19 39:13

But it wouldn't be a recurring bit if we didn't have other examples of it happening, right?

SPEAKER_16 39:17

Sure. To be fair. To be and to be fair.

SPEAKER_15 39:22

To be to be fair like that.

SPEAKER_18 39:25

To be fair. The ending of the movie. I'm pretty sure it was in the theatrical release, but it said to be continued and said a to be concluded.

SPEAKER_16 39:33

Oh yeah, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 39:34

And to be was involved. To be fair. I think they just added the to be continued.

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And then I see that to be continued or whatever.

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And then this happens.

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Would it not be on like Tubi or something? Tubi. To be fair, I actually I I think I would want my caricature to to be stepped on. To be killing somebody.

SPEAKER_06 39:56

Priscilla told me I have to stop doing that around the house, and it's becoming a tick that I can't control.

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Podcasting is distasteful. To me. Oh boy. Sure is. Hard agree. To me.

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To be killing is distasteful.

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To me. To me. To be. To be. And that's because two is not originally going to be a solemn movie. Right. To be.

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That question was the Tobin Bell uh beards of questions.

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Tobin.

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Tobin.

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Missed opportunity for not to have done that earlier. I can't believe it took us this long to come up with that.

SPEAKER_15 40:38

Wow. 2D animation will always be superior.

SPEAKER_18 40:42

2D. 2D will always be. Every time I hear the name Mobile Suit Gundam, I think about this two-piece punk band from back in my hometown.

SPEAKER_16 40:51

Two-piece. If we ever do it, my wife has to be on that episode. To be to be fun. That's the first 2bi of the season, right? I know. And when Dustin just left. He doesn't fucking care. To be! There we go. I'm sorry.

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So I have a clue for the next episode we're gonna be covering. And remember, we're not coming back next week, but we will be back in two weeks on the following Monday.

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Two weeks.

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God damn it.

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We're not doing it. We're not doing that. At the time, I found the ending duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin to be one of the cool to be one of the greatest things I'd seen on screen in a long time.

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Two years ago. I want to say two things.

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To be fair, is the the word How familiar are we with both the you know the 2D and the 3D animated versions?

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Do you think Moby used to have these dreams? Even he thought that was too cute of a nod. Too much. Too much of a nod. I don't give a five fuck. Cody in a Star Wars sound so fucking stupid. Cody. Two things about that. Two things. Two things about that. I submit to you boys here and everyone listening. You boys. Those p to be fair. Too be. He and his wife Rue stare out into the setting two sons as Obi-Wan heads off to hiding and makes sense. Just to be clear, if people haven't seen this movie. These two girls hosted us. Uh-huh. Two girls.

SPEAKER_16 42:18

I'm sorry, GT. My child yells to be now when she hears that.

SPEAKER_15 42:22

Oh yeah. Thank God. She a fan?

SPEAKER_16 42:24

It's a disease like the rage virus.

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You would expect a guy who probably hasn't seen other non-infected humans in years to be a crazy person. Like that's what you would expect.

SPEAKER_16 42:36

To be. And want to be this guy. Well, and again, it it goes back to that idea of uh to be. It also the excitement that I felt when this movie ended and realizing that I only had to wait two weeks for the sequel to come out.

SPEAKER_11 42:51

Two weeks.

SPEAKER_15 42:54

It is not next week, it is two weeks from now. What the fuck ever, man? Which will release two weeks. Turns out it is immune to gunfire because he's like, bring that man to me, to me.

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You can't do it yourself.

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I had to.

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I had to before you did.

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Okay.

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Please tune in two weeks from now when we're talking all about lemon squares that tastes like ass. Two weeks. All of these characters are gonna be written to be so fully aware. To be.

SPEAKER_17 43:19

We did two weddings, so if y'all want to do a second one, you could do one.

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There you go. We're told that Dewey, uh Dewey and Gayla. No.

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No.

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Hang on, let the man cook.

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I gotta say, I just want to put this out there real quick. Rory Colkin's never done anything to me personally. I have nothing against the guy. To me.

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No, I agree.

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Stabs Amanda to death violently. To death.

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To death. As Logan and Kayla are driving home, two guys are stopped in the middle of the road on a bridge having a convo, blocking the way. Two guys.

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Two guys. It's a performance that seems to transcend what this movie. Is aiming to be.

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To be to be. To be fair.

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To be okay. To be fair, the beds are mattresses on the floor.

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It has to be. Thank you. God damn it. I literally lost my train of thought because I was like, no one said to be. Sorry.

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So do we recommend Scream 4? Do we? No. No.

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Oh, I'm here for it.

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We need a new bit. We need a new bit. That was five minutes and 15 seconds. And what really hit me was how often one of us would say it like, I guess I have to. Like, like we're all, we all have the same illness. It's just start to sound sad.

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It's a curtsy. Like you're like, To be, to be to you, to be to you.

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Some of those really go off the rails. Yep. I love a whispered one. Oh, it's so fun.

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Oh, we love To B and its variations, don't we, folks? We do. What we also love are our wives, his wife, your wives, everyone's wives. And here. Oh, the moment we've all been waiting for. Here's the beginning of that bitch.

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From episode 125, Spider-Man.

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Oh my god. Hold on. Hold on. Sorry, pause.

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My my lovely wife just brought me a mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and some marshmallows in it. Very nice. Thank you, baby. Tell her to fuck off. We're recording. Hold on. Hold on. You gotta get this. You gotta get this on the microphone. Hold on. Very nice. Very sweet. Now get the fuck out of here. I love you. God damn it, Priscilla. She leaned into the microphone and just said baby groot. What if she would have leaned into it, bone saws?

SPEAKER_16 45:51

That video was so funny. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_17 45:54

Oh my god. That's how you're gonna start intercourse from now on, isn't it?

SPEAKER_15 45:58

Maybe that's what that's a new segment, is if my wife would uh like to and not by force, bring me a nice little beverage in the middle of everything.

SPEAKER_16 46:05

That's a good one. Yeah, it replaces the drink of the movie.

SPEAKER_06 46:08

It's kind of a throwaway, right?

SPEAKER_16 46:10

Yeah. I think that's when I was doing my from the beginning relisten of comedy bang bang. And for a while it was like an anti-comedy bit, and then it just became like tubi a tick. Like I can't not do it. My wife won't your wife. My wife won't even say the words wife in front of me. She knows what's gonna happen.

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Smart lady.

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Anytime Priscilla says the word tube or wife around me, she looks at me, she just goes, No, no, don't. Because I start smiling.

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Oh man, it's so funny.

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And if you guys thought the tube supercut was long, let's listen to the my wife, his wife supercut.

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When I mentioned to my wife that we were covering this movie, my wife, she reeled my wife, my wife will stop.

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My wife. I watched this with my wife. This was the first time she's ever seen it. And my wife is going to school right now for her master's in psychology. Even like my wife, who is like basically goddammit.

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My wife is constantly wanting to go horseback riding. If I was on trial for supposedly murdering my wife and I know I didn't do it. Because my wife would constantly be like, oh my god.

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And like, and my my wife was happy. She's like, first time I watched this, me and my wife were both confused.

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I apologize to my wife so many times.

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My wife was sitting on the couch with me while I was watching this.

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So I saw this with my wife. Go ahead, Nathan. My way. His wife.

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His wife and Burger. Nice. Small offseason update. I finally watched Shrek for the first time.

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Why now?

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My wife made me.

SPEAKER_15 47:53

That's a good enough reason. His wife. First, my wife of the season from Mali. I know. We've been like 20 minutes in. I was like, Nathan hasn't said it. I was like, all right. It was uh, you know, my wife, Priscilla, and our two kids. My wife.

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And we're adding his kids now to the boost.

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There is a large gentleman, I mean tall and and big and burly, comes up next to me with his wife and goes, have have you been waiting long? And I go, His wife. His wife, that guy's wife. And I said, I don't know if they had kids or not. His wife, poor his poor wife, is his poor wife. His poor wife. My wife hates them.

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I met my lovely wife. His wife, his lovely wife. And she was like, let's go to Halloween horror nights. I love my wife.

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My wife, who is German, went 1930. Oh no. Yeah. His wife. His German wife. I don't even think my wife knows we have a Patreon.

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His wife. My fiance.

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His fiance.

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I love my wife.

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Recipes, oatmeal. His wife. Not yet, you don't. And as always, I'm about to love my wife. Can I get through the fucking ending of the show? No, we're doing bits, Dustin. We were watching this and my wife was like, own that out. His wife. Yeah. My wife does it around the house now. His wife, etc.

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Yeah! Oh, it feels good. I gotta get some dum dum in my mouth.

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That's what my wife says all the time.

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This is when my wife said that I turned to my wife and said, I really thank you. That being said, my my wife watched it with me for the first time. His wife. My wife. My wife was so mad watching this movie, trying to understand how the powers work. His wife was so mad. My wife. His wife. We gotta bring my wife on. Uh, she loves that movie. My wife.

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His wife. My wife just finished Broad Church. His wife. My wife is like, get me a custom robe made.

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His wife's like my loving wife. Hates that show so much. His loving wife. My loving wife. Please welcome everybody. My wife! There's also a very specifically dumb reason why I brought my wife onto this episode.

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His wife.

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Let me let my wife know that I'm not just losing my mind. I'm actually recording the episode. Okay. This is the only way I can record.

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So. His wife. His wife.

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My wife. By the way, my wife and I, uh on our honeymoon. We went to go see Hugh Jackman.

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And I think this is the movie that my wife and I have watched together the most. His wife. His prom date.

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Me and my wife were watching like a mob documentary the other day. His wife. Because he says me then his wife.

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His wife.

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My wife and I are gonna be uh we're gonna be in London.

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I watched it with my wife for the first time during the pandemic. My own wife, not JT's.

SPEAKER_05 50:51

Yeah, no, no, we got it. You watched it with my wife? You shut up a bitch. I mean, that's cool, I guess.

SPEAKER_16 50:57

Why is his wife funnier than my wife now?

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The arc of this season has been so interesting to me. I watched it with Dustin's wife. Dustin's wife.

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You know, Alex Wolfe's character was the long game after Charlie got her head cut off.

SPEAKER_15 51:11

Right. The long legs game. The long legs game? Thank you. I uh it's the new my wife, I guess. Is the long legs? Um his legs. God damn it.

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So my significant other. His significant other. Damn it. I thought I was gonna get around it. My wife.

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Go ahead, Nathan. What? So And I love my wife. I love your wife too.

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And I love my wife, and I love his wife. I love everyone's wives and kids. Love them all.

SPEAKER_17 51:40

Nathan, around season like 13, that's gonna be you. Oh, for sure. It's just gonna be Dustin like whisping in your ear. Say my wife, Nathan. Spoken of prodigal. My wife takes a sip of wine, starts crying.

SPEAKER_20 51:52

My wife.

SPEAKER_17 51:54

My my god, fucking shit.

SPEAKER_16 51:57

My wife. Hell yeah. I live in fear now. My wife.

SPEAKER_17 52:03

Not even five minutes in.

SPEAKER_16 52:06

So Ashley and I've watched this a bunch of times together. It's one of our comfort movies.

SPEAKER_06 52:10

You avoided saying my wife. I saw it.

SPEAKER_16 52:13

My betrothed and I watched this movie together. My one-year betrothed uh and I watched this movie together. His betrothed. His betrothed. By the way, I don't know if you can hear listeners when I record an episode now. There's trepidation before I say the phrase my wife. Uh-huh. And I didn't know that I just was fucking terrorizing these men.

SPEAKER_15 52:34

I would activate like the winner soldier every time I hear her.

SPEAKER_16 52:38

I'm Nathan Simmons, and I want you to say two words. Say my wife.

SPEAKER_15 52:47

His wife. And this is this is the Silver Lightings playlist. I have to tell you guys. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

Wow woo. I was a vertical.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_15 53:02

I have to tell you guys, those two super cuts didn't even contain every instance of those bits because I didn't bother, including the ones where we were watching a trailer or a clip in an episode and someone did it. So there's even more out there. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16 53:15

I'm sorry? Like, I don't even know how to like you know, it's there's that episode of the office where Jim is brought in for a disciplinary hearing and they read out every prank he's ever pulled on Dwight. Yeah. And he's like, it stops being funny when you have like everything waved in front of you for like an hour and a half. Yeah. Yeah. That being said, never retiring the bit.

SPEAKER_18 53:38

Of course, of course not.

SPEAKER_15 53:39

Mally, you actually helped contribute to one of these supercuts as well with the way that you love describing movies. Oh.

SPEAKER_17 53:48

There's a white knuckle thrill ride. White knuckle thrill ride.

SPEAKER_15 53:51

White knuckle thrill ride. This trailer is a white knuckle thrill ride. White knuckle thrill ride.

SPEAKER_17 53:57

This movie is a white knuckle fucking thrill ride. It is a white knuckle thrill ride. White knuckle thrill ride of a movie. Shit, white knuckle thrill ride, guys. White knuckle thrill ride. White knuckle thrill ride. White knuckle thrill ride the moment they hit that iceberg and I was on board. Dude, the Patriot is a white knuckle thrill ride of um the American Revolution. Hell yeah, brother. Hell yeah. And I stand by all of those. I agree.

SPEAKER_11 54:33

A white knuckle thrill ride of the American Revolution is so good.

SPEAKER_15 54:39

Oh, put it on the American flag. So we've covered a lot of movies on this show, and sometimes those titles can be a little tricky to pronounce.

SPEAKER_22 54:49

From episode 149, X.

SPEAKER_18 54:54

But let's uh let's go into all the uh details surrounding the movie. X. And uh I didn't like that at all.

SPEAKER_15 55:00

What the fuck was that? I did not like that when you turned into a baby for a second. What was that?

SPEAKER_18 55:06

That's uh, you know, this movie is the title of it is uh X. And I'm just gonna fucking stop.

SPEAKER_17 55:13

I hate everything about that.

SPEAKER_18 55:15

So I thought I'd get some assistance with pronouncing the name of the movie, which again is X.

SPEAKER_15 55:20

Holy shit. Oh no, that's giving me a fucking Charlie horse in my neck.

SPEAKER_18 55:27

But I am excited for Maxine, which for those of you who don't know, this is now going to be a trilogy. Trilogy. There will be a sequel to X called uh Maxine.

SPEAKER_15 55:36

I would have lost my fucking mind if you clicked another one and it was like Maxine. I thought I thought about getting uh various reads of just the letter. X. I thought this one was the best one to go with. So what is it from? Uh it's literally if you just look up uh how to pronounce the letter X, you can get a website where users will submit how to pronounce the letter. X. Uh-huh. And I thought this was the best odd to quad. I cringe every time I hear it. Cringe. Like it literally gives me a cramp in my neck. It's a hard title to say, so I needed some assistance. Man. So gonna hate you, DC. To me, my X-Men. Yeah, Ethan can't watch movies with uh title, or it's rated that. So X. You every time I I forget about that. That's what I do. I've waited for my bullets. Son of a bitch. They're going to shoot this porn at this ranch that Wayne has uh we're going all the way back to the fucking beginning. That Wayne is rented. This movie's directed by Ty West. And the movie is called X. And we um I'm coming around to it.

SPEAKER_18 56:50

Let's say this. Let's say you watched the movie and uh you weren't too upbeat at the end of it. Uh you were a little dower. What's a movie people can double feature with X that will uh get mad bring them back up and put them in a better mood?

SPEAKER_15 57:05

Uh-huh. Uh why don't we start with Kobe? Kobe, what's your double feature to pair with?

SPEAKER_04 57:09

X. Oh, man. He went for the fucking hat trick.

SPEAKER_15 57:14

Kobe. I really thought about getting a button that just said mix scene for this episode in particular.

SPEAKER_17 57:19

Mixine. God, I'd shoot you in the fucking face.

SPEAKER_16 57:23

My understanding is that my wife recorded at least one version of her announcing that episode as ix.

SPEAKER_11 57:29

Yep. Sure, sure did.

SPEAKER_16 57:31

What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 57:32

But look, look, we like to have fun on the show. And sometimes our guests can do their own bits as well.

SPEAKER_17 57:38

From episode Nathan, are you wearing pants? Yeah. Oh, okay. I promise. Making sure.

SPEAKER_22 57:43

From episode 129, The Matrix Reloaded.

SPEAKER_26 57:48

You remember the the one with uh Jet Li? Yeah. The onslaught of films that came after it. Like who was it? The Jet Lee's The One? Y'all remember that? Yeah. I was a sucker for like anything bullet time. So like when uh Jet Li came out with the one and stuff like that. Or Crowd Tiger Hitting Dragon.

SPEAKER_18 58:15

It's the first time hearing about this movie, the one. Where where do you where do you go with that? I don't know.

SPEAKER_15 58:22

I mean I'm so happy that I like this bit. This is a good bit.

SPEAKER_16 58:30

Yeah, no, the fight choreography rules. Yeah. It's it reminded me of the one, honestly.

SPEAKER_06 58:39

I still to this day don't know if that was a bit he was doing or not.

SPEAKER_16 58:43

I don't know either. Because here's the thing. We we ragged on JT earlier about Halloween, but I think Hauser is our drunkest guest from that episode.

SPEAKER_15 58:52

Oh, I think so. Because it's also the episode where his bit part was the bow staff that Keanu uses in the Burley Brawl.

SPEAKER_17 59:03

It's god dang, that episode's fun. Wait, is that the same episode where you recorded it and then he lost his audio? Well, that was the one! Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15 59:15

Yeah, that episode had to be like Frankenstein together, but uh I think it turned out okay. Holy shit. Boy, howdy. Speaking of guests, how great have ours been.

SPEAKER_18 59:23

We've gotten really lucky, I think, with the people we've had on our show. Hauser, who you just heard, is one of my favorites, and it's always fun getting his feedback about certain films.

SPEAKER_22 59:33

From episode 196, Hell House, LLC.

SPEAKER_15 59:38

My first note is speaking of movies, how do we feel about Hitch?

SPEAKER_22 59:41

Is that a good movie?

SPEAKER_15 59:42

Because they ask about it in the movie in the film. Let's ask John. Can we call him John? Yeah, actually, you know what? We can. I'll call him right now.

SPEAKER_16 59:49

Because they talk about they're trying to he's asking her a trivia question about I Am Legend. It's clearly about I Am Legend. She goes, is it Hitch? Oh, well, we are calling John.

SPEAKER_17 59:58

Oh, we are actually calling him. Yeah, why not? Make sure he doesn't answer on his work phone. He usually does answer me. Please go straight to voicemail. It might. I was about to say, like, what a dick for not answering, but I wouldn't answer if you called me either.

SPEAKER_25 1:00:22

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

SPEAKER_16 1:00:24

Alright, well, here's what's gonna be really funny. JT, now you call him and see how quickly he picks up. There we go. Okay. I'll hit this a death.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:33

This is a good fucking bit.

SPEAKER_16 1:00:36

Oh, we are doing it.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:37

Okay. Yeah, I hitch. I don't think I think I saw it one time on like FX because it was one of those movies that just they had it in rotation. I have no memory of that movie. I it went in one ear and out the other. I don't remember it either.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:48

I've seen it a few times, yeah. I recall Fantastic Four on FX a lot. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:54

There was a bundle of movies at FX. Say that again.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:56

Uh Fantastic Four on FX. Got it. Cut the credits.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:59

There you go. Uh so yeah, I guess the setup for this thing is uh it's a documentary, quote unquote, about uh Wow Hauser. I can't believe you know what the greatest tragedy of all time. I can't believe it. All right, now the fun part was who does he call back? Who does he call back?

SPEAKER_11 1:01:19

Alright, we'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_17 1:01:21

He's busy fighting one of his multiversal variants right now. That's right. Oh, oh, look who's calling.

SPEAKER_18 1:01:28

Hey, buddy.

unknown 1:01:30

Hey.

SPEAKER_18 1:01:30

So I I had a quick question for you. We're recording the podcast right now. And uh we're talking about the movie Hellhouse LLC. Did you ever see that?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:38

Hellhouse LLC?

SPEAKER_18 1:01:40

Yeah, the horror movie, the fountain footage one?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

No.

SPEAKER_15 1:01:43

Okay. Well, that's besides the point. What about Hitch? Have you seen the movie Hitch with Will Smith?

unknown 1:01:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:01:51

So I have one question for you, and it's this. Is Hitch a good movie?

SPEAKER_20 1:01:59

It's an incredible movie.

SPEAKER_15 1:02:00

Incredible movie. Okay. I told you. I told you. That's high praise. That's all we need to know.

SPEAKER_20 1:02:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_15 1:02:05

Alright, thank you very much. Alright, love you, man. Bye. Well, there you have it, folks. He said hell yeah. He's not wrong. Okay, so I hope he calls me back. Ask him the same question if he calls me. I'm gonna ask him the same question. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16 1:02:25

Hitch is one of the great what did he say in the breed? One of the greatest movies of all time.

SPEAKER_18 1:02:32

So we absolutely needed Hauser's help in determining if Hitch is a good movie or not.

SPEAKER_15 1:02:36

And two of our other favorite guests, Brandy and Jen, needed some help from us when trying to remember who a certain character was at one of the movies they watched with us.

SPEAKER_22 1:02:47

From episode 113, Freddie versus Jason.

SPEAKER_17 1:02:51

Is Mark the only rational person in this movie?

SPEAKER_15 1:02:54

He's really good. Yeah. And his brother is Scott Farkas. Yes, yeah, that's fucking Farkas from a Christmas story.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:00

Wait, is that the one whose whose brother got killed by Freddie before that? Yes. Okay, yeah. I did like him.

SPEAKER_18 1:03:08

Batley, what about you? Best kill.

SPEAKER_15 1:03:10

Um, I okay, I do, so I'm gonna say Linderman's definitely the most devastating. The bed is the most creative. Yeah. Uh I think Mark's is the coolest of my favorite.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:22

Wait, who's Mark?

SPEAKER_15 1:03:23

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:24

Who's Mark? Yeah, I don't remember the kids' names.

SPEAKER_15 1:03:26

Mark is the guy in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:28

Oh, yeah, that was good.

SPEAKER_15 1:03:31

What about you, Mally? What's your what's your subject? I'm gonna go with Mark wasn't crazy. He was right.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:37

Who is Mark?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:40

We've been through this!

SPEAKER_02 1:03:42

What the fuck is juice?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:52

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:54

You have to remember, we have no attachment to these characters.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:57

Sure.

SPEAKER_19 1:03:59

And this, of course, led to a bit of a prank Nathan and I played on the ladies in their next appearance on the show.

SPEAKER_18 1:04:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_22 1:04:06

From episode 135, Final Destination 2.

SPEAKER_18 1:04:11

I feel bad for Mark the most out of all these characters. I think he got it the worst.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:15

Who's Mark? Ah! Finally! First!

SPEAKER_06 1:04:19

Nathan and I Nathan and I have been trying to get you guys to say that the whole fucking episode. Oh no. What did I do?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:25

Yeah, I'm like, I don't see that name on IDV.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:28

That was just a call back to our Freddie versus Jason episode.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:32

I don't know their names. I'm gonna forget about this movie in ten minutes.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:36

That's okay. That's the whole reason we did it.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:39

We've been Nathan and I, before we started recording, said, Do you think we could convince them that there's a character named Mark in this movie?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:46

You got me because I had no idea.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:52

That's so good. Oh, that I'm so glad that paid off. Oh my god, I didn't think it was gonna happen.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

Honestly, unless I'm really, really like distinctively paying attention, I don't usually take away like names from movies. Just clear rivers because it's so stupid. No, that was that was hard.

SPEAKER_15 1:05:10

Oh what a perfect way to wrap up this episode. Thank you. What a great button. Thank you. That was the real silver lining. And since comedy comes in threes, we had to go for the hat trick in another episode that they guessed on.

SPEAKER_22 1:05:24

From episode 190, Madame Webb.

SPEAKER_16 1:05:28

It tries to do too much and nothing at all at the same time. I like I still don't even know what happened to Mark at the end of this one. I don't either. Mark's true. He just kind of disappeared.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:36

Who's Mark? There it is! Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:41

Yes. Who the fuck is Mark?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:43

I realized as a halfway, I was just singing like fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:45

We got him. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:48

We got him.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:48

Mission accomplished.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:49

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:51

God damn it.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:53

Oh, I love those two. Love them.

SPEAKER_16 1:05:56

I think that's my favorite bit. It's pretty good. So rarely that it just feels so good that it works every time.

SPEAKER_19 1:06:04

And they'll be back on later this season as well, if scheduling permits. So hopefully we can make it, you know, we go four for four.

SPEAKER_16 1:06:09

We'll find out if Mark is afraid.

SPEAKER_15 1:06:12

We'll find out. So we talked about our ability to impart wisdom earlier with our if you super cut. And our guest could do that from time to time too, like this moment, where my my lovely wife shared her thoughts on certain cartoons of yesteryear. Oh god.

SPEAKER_22 1:06:30

From episode 194, House, aka Hao Sue.

SPEAKER_16 1:06:35

They talk about him for a full scene, and then when he shows up, I literally said out loud, This guy?

SPEAKER_15 1:06:41

Yeah. This guy that is driving speed buggy, that Hannah Barbera cartoon last fucking vehicle the whole time.

SPEAKER_17 1:06:49

Oh, I did not like that.

SPEAKER_15 1:06:50

Priscilla didn't know who that was, and I had to show it to her last night. I was like, look at this discount shaggy that's Drian's peat bucket.

SPEAKER_23 1:06:56

I didn't like that shit either.

SPEAKER_15 1:06:57

Oh, yeah, discount shaggy was in that. He was in Jabberjaw. Yeah. Priscilla's like, this is what poor people watch as a kid.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:04

You're right.

SPEAKER_15 1:07:05

Jesus Christ. She's not wrong. Damn. But to that point, when they get on the train. Hang on, give Nathan a minute. You're right. You're right. I'll give a second. Give Nathan a minute.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:21

It is, it is like you, if you didn't have cable, you got speed buggy, jabberjaw, and all those cartoons.

SPEAKER_15 1:07:28

Yeah, because I was poor and I did watch Jabberjaw.

unknown 1:07:32

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_23 1:07:33

I like to tell Dustin what poor kids watch. I feel the same about Tom and Jerry.

SPEAKER_17 1:07:38

Jesus Christ.

unknown 1:07:41

Really got me.

SPEAKER_16 1:07:45

Well, it just feels like uh if a if you were a poor kid and made a horror.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:52

I I literally had to describe like, oh yeah, speed buggy. He would like uh stutter, but it would sound like he was backfiring. She's like, what the fuck are you talking about? I want this shot of the speed buggy where Mr. Togo pulls up just to go poor kids.

SPEAKER_23 1:08:14

I want a divorce. I want a divorce.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:20

Jesus. I gotta let you guys know she still feels the same exact way.

SPEAKER_16 1:08:25

Oh no, she's a woman of principles. She's never gonna back down from that. I love it.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:30

And it's so funny because she did not grow up with cable. So I'm like, you're one of these pork kids.

SPEAKER_16 1:08:34

Do you know the reason I have her phone number is because she texted me angrily when we were watching Showgirls 2?

SPEAKER_19 1:08:44

I do remember that.

SPEAKER_16 1:08:45

She is ingrained in the DNA of this show.

SPEAKER_15 1:08:48

Nathan, that moment really got you.

SPEAKER_18 1:08:49

It made me ask myself, what is the moment Nathan's laugh the hardest on the show? Oh god.

SPEAKER_15 1:08:54

And I think I found it.

SPEAKER_17 1:08:56

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_22 1:08:57

From episode 196, Hell House, LLC.

SPEAKER_16 1:09:02

We spent a solid hour just texting Hellhouse alternate titles to each other.

SPEAKER_15 1:09:07

Moss could not contain himself last night. He was just blowing up a store about alternate titles for this movie.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:12

I'm trying to split them up throughout the show. Sure, sure, sure. This is my bit.

SPEAKER_16 1:09:16

Yeah. Well, so they're so they're driving there. They run out of gas and have to stop at the shell house.

SPEAKER_15 1:09:20

That one I improved upon. That was one of yours, yeah. They can't get any phone signals, so the Alexander Graham Bell House isn't going to be into material.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:28

I need some fucking gas from the shell house after driving away from the hellhouse. There you go.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:32

Well, so whatever you don't get through, we'll just have a segment at the end of all your alternate titles.

SPEAKER_16 1:09:38

Yeah, just run them through it. I got so scared I shit my pants and it turned into a smell house.

SPEAKER_15 1:09:45

God, this is the worst bit for sure. I like it.

SPEAKER_18 1:09:51

You know what this franchise needs since we've already got five entries is what if they did a haunted house but for blind people? And they can call it Braille House Hell.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:01

I wrote the dungeon so long ago.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:08

Nathan's gone, by the way. Sorry, I threw my headphones at the desk.

SPEAKER_15 1:10:16

Could you imagine though?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:17

Like a blind guy with a fucking phone.

SPEAKER_20 1:10:20

I'll just I'm sorry, that was dope.

SPEAKER_17 1:10:29

We could move on. I mean, you wouldn't have to worry about lighting the motherfucker.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:36

Yeah, you'd save so much money. Nathan might pass out. Nathan is not okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:45

Did you see the thing where Playboy back in the 80s or something like that put out a braille copy? Yep. And then it goes to like a dude reading it. He's like, oh, sorry, guys.

SPEAKER_15 1:11:00

Oh, this girl's fine as hellhouse LLC.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:06

Oh, God. Hellhouse. More like Nacho Bel Grande, how?

SPEAKER_16 1:11:11

Thank you. What was that? I'm gonna just go ahead and throw this one out there. Uh the what was it, the Spice Girls one that I had? That was so good. That one was so sweaty. Terrible. They hired a couple of Spice Girls as scare actors. Call that Mel B and Mel C house Mel Mel B C.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:30

They're getting the U.S. Postal Service, so I'm gonna need to turn this hell house into a male house.

SPEAKER_16 1:11:35

Okay, you know what? Did you hear a guy got an apple shot off his head in the William Tell house?

SPEAKER_11 1:11:39

Enough!

SPEAKER_16 1:11:40

Enough!

SPEAKER_06 1:11:41

We gotta move on. We gotta move on. Oh god.

SPEAKER_20 1:11:45

Hey, boy.

SPEAKER_17 1:11:52

So anyway. Wait, hang hang on, DC. Real quick, can we stop for a second? My computer's frozen. I need to fucking take it. You need to get a delay.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:04

I quit.

SPEAKER_20 1:12:05

I quit.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:13

While he's gone, I got more. I'm gonna pitch a sequel. So Tucker and Dale versus Evil, the characters from that, Tucker and Dale, versus the demons of Hellhouse. Okay, is that it? So it's Tucker and Dale House versus the Hell House.

SPEAKER_15 1:12:29

God damn it. Tucker and Dale House. God damn it. Tucker and Dale House versus Evil LLC. I think Dustin had a Dragon Ball Z one too. I don't remember. Who fucking cares? It was the Cell Game spot at the Cell House.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:41

That one was so fucking good. Yes.

SPEAKER_15 1:12:44

Okay, I'm done. I'm sorry. Super Saiyan 2 go on, baby. This is the closest I've ever seen Dustin to like just stopping a record.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:52

Dustin, I have a major delay on my shit, by the way. I know we're having issues, like technical issues with uh Malle.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:59

Don't you fucking do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:00

Don't you do it. But if you're bigger set, no, don't fucking do it. No, I know this is not a bit. Like, I didn't mean to click the babe weight thing. And it just It's fine.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:13

Diane goes into the room, sees Sarah sitting despondently. Uh-huh. Some good vocab there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:21

We're so proud of everybody.

SPEAKER_15 1:13:23

I love that we have our guest doing the job of the host. Moss used to speak at Spellhouse. Alright.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:31

Enough of this.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:32

This is our dumbest episode we've ever done.

SPEAKER_15 1:13:35

I hate it. And I can't wait to re-listen to it. How else was this gonna get to an hour and 30 minutes? How else LLP?

SPEAKER_18 1:13:47

I have some ideas of what they could do with Hellhouse now that it's like been uh, you know, fortified and condemned and everything. They should reopen it. Maybe make it a gay club, call it Mail House. Hell yeah. They could make it into like a health facility that sells smoothies, call it Kale House.

SPEAKER_15 1:14:01

Uh I'm just trying to just cross it off my list here.

SPEAKER_16 1:14:04

Is that what you were doing this whole time you were writing shit down?

SPEAKER_15 1:14:07

I thought you were just dissociating.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:09

Oh, both. I was doing a little column A, a little call of B. Or wait, they could open it as a sex club and call it Nail House. There you go. See? Or hardware store if we really want to go with that too. Either way. Well, or both. You could cross those streams.

SPEAKER_16 1:14:22

Ninja Dojo for Psy users, call it Raphael House.

SPEAKER_15 1:14:26

That's the one. That's the one. Guys, I think this the audience has uh had enough of their uh feel of this bit. I think they've been quail house.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:40

Truly our dumbest moment, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:42

Jesus Christ. Dude, I absolutely love it when Dustin just gives up.

SPEAKER_17 1:14:47

It's one of my favorite things. Even while listening back to the bit, Dustin looked so upset.

SPEAKER_19 1:14:53

Yes. Just like enough.

unknown 1:14:56

Enough.

SPEAKER_16 1:14:57

It's either that or us listening to the Yoda ketamine ASMR. That's our famous moment of the entire show. Yeah.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:04

Yep. Like you can see Dustin just give up and just, you know, full on in the Ohhouse LLC.

SPEAKER_15 1:15:14

Alright, boys, I think it's time for another out-of-context super cut, don't you? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:20

Do you think Humphrey Bogart ever had orange soda?

SPEAKER_15 1:15:24

Oh no. Okay, we'll rise again, but it's okay. And then he finishes. And then there you go.

SPEAKER_24 1:15:32

Slay, Queen, this movie be bussin'.

SPEAKER_15 1:15:36

Suck my ass, we're HBO.

SPEAKER_16 1:15:38

Jesus Christ. Does it bum you out that you'll become an ugly? Again, I ask you, how did we let Larry the cable guy happen?

SPEAKER_15 1:15:46

Why don't we, me, you, and Mally, ever jerk off in a line together like this? Look up Mr. Beast. Look up Mr. Beast Minecraft's uh feet.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:58

I'm a wider. I hope you enjoy the books.

SPEAKER_16 1:16:01

There's a bit when she's writing him and he's just like, stop. I don't like racism.

SPEAKER_15 1:16:09

Oh god, that was awful. JT, look how hot this kid is. Don't take that, don't take that as the context. These are gonna be on the soundboard, right? Yeah, I should put these on the soundboard. Every single one of them.

SPEAKER_16 1:16:27

JT, look at how hot this kid is. Is maybe the moment referenced the most in our Discord.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:33

It sure is. It sure is.

SPEAKER_16 1:16:35

People are constantly tagging JT and being like, look at this.

SPEAKER_15 1:16:39

That's gotta stop. JT, you just have to look at them. Just look at them.

SPEAKER_18 1:16:43

So I'm sure you guys remember, but I had a moment during season five where I decided to watch the leftovers for the first time. Oh, yes. And a similar thing happened in season eight with Twin Peaks, which eventually led to me watching all of that series in like two weeks and eventually putting Firewalk with me on the schedule.

SPEAKER_15 1:16:59

Twin Peaks. With JT being an unwitting experiment when he had to watch Firewalk with me after watching zero Twin Peaks before that. Oh man. So let's listen to how that went.

SPEAKER_22 1:17:14

From episode 202, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:19

The only thing that makes sense is that I was definitely supposed to watch the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then and then Dustin said, okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say something. Answer one of these questions. You were a hundred percent supposed to watch the show. Yeah. And I I'd never hit Dustin. Okay? Never. But the fact that you set me up for the most confusing two and a half hours.

SPEAKER_15 1:17:46

Oh my gosh. Can I defend myself? Can I defend myself for that?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:50

No, no, you can't.

SPEAKER_16 1:17:54

Would it surprise you to learn that since David Bowie was uh secretly dying of cancer, he asked David Lynch to recast his part, and David Lynch recast Philip Jeffries with a giant tea kettle.

SPEAKER_15 1:18:06

A giant tea kettle that spurts out riddles via smoke. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_16 1:18:11

And st and still speaks with a New Orleans accent.

SPEAKER_15 1:18:13

He does. But he also only appears in a motel room that's only accessible via a door that leads to the backyard of a house that's located above a mystical convenience store. Would all of that surprise you? No. So I'm so defeated.

SPEAKER_16 1:18:30

That's almost exactly what Ashley said when I told her last night.

SPEAKER_15 1:18:34

He appears as a tea kettle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:36

It's just so it's so exhausting.

SPEAKER_15 1:18:39

So I played that clip because since then, JT, you've actually watched the first two seasons of the show, right? Okay. Really?

SPEAKER_05 1:18:45

No, no. I am actually um I'm halfway through season two. I will say that. Okay. Does Nadine have superpowers yet?

SPEAKER_15 1:18:53

Dude. Can we talk about that? Yes. Speak on it. Dude, we can talk for eight hours about Nadine in season two.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:59

So the thing I'm doing with Dustin is I'll like text him, like, I'll be like, Diane, find out exactly what pills Nadine took when she committed suicide. Because now she has fucking superpowers.

SPEAKER_16 1:19:12

Oh man. Yeah, you and I have got uh we gotta just get on like FaceTime and talk about Twin Peaks for a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:19

I will say it has slowed, like to me, it has slowed down since uh after the Leland situation.

SPEAKER_15 1:19:25

Oh yeah, that's that's just in general. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to say anything in case if any of the listeners haven't seen it. Are we reenacting the Civil War yet? Oh Jesus. Yes, he just won.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:37

Oh good. Fantastic. We are at the part where I'm pretty sure They will rise again. One of the three girls are about to be kidnapped. Oh they just met at the roadhouse. So that's where I'm at, so no spoilers afterwards. Sure, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:52

But you're liking the show?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:53

Okay, so yes, I am enjoying it because it is such a I don't know how to explain it.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:57

Yeah, no one else does either.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:58

Yeah, I don't I get it now.

SPEAKER_16 1:20:00

Do we agree that Bobby Briggs is the greatest character of all time? Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:20:07

Alright, fellas, I think it's time we stop fucking around. The real reason why people are here is they want to hear some.

SPEAKER_17 1:20:13

That's the line, really? That's the fucking around line. Alright, an hour and a half in.

SPEAKER_15 1:20:17

The real reason why people are here is that they want to hear some outstanding, unforgettable TSLP defining moments from the show.

SPEAKER_18 1:20:24

And god damn it, we're gonna give it to them, starting with one of the best.

SPEAKER_22 1:20:28

From episode 208, Halloween 2, 1981.

SPEAKER_18 1:20:34

Bud pretends to be a patient and sets off the little alarm, you know, to alert the nurses that he needs something. Yeah. Nurse Karen comes in to see what's up and he jump scares her. And my question is, who did Nurse Karen think was in this room? Right. If there was a patient in there that she's supposed to be keeping after, where is that patient?

SPEAKER_16 1:20:52

Where did they go? Oh shit. He's like, I'm discharging you because Bud's got a boner emergency.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:59

He's got all that come at his balls. I gotta get it out of them real quick.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:06

We gotta come emergency set off the alarm. Come emergency. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_20 1:21:13

Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:19

Help me. Nurse, help me. Nurse. Nurse, please. Oh Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:31

Alright, so that's a bit the show, everybody.

SPEAKER_15 1:21:33

Thank you for listening. I'm glad this show is ending for a few buttons. God.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:40

I don't know what this button does. Ten! Nine! Nurse, please! Hey! Seven! Six! Five! Four!

SPEAKER_11 1:21:50

Nurse, please! I can't! The show's gone! So stupid.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:00

It is so stupid.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:01

I'm crying.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:05

Anyway.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:07

Yeah, this stab is terrible. I don't know where this missing patient went. Or if if if there was no patient and she heard this alarm go off, and she knows there's a murderer out, my first instinct would be to call the police or get the fuck out of there. But anyway.

SPEAKER_18 1:22:20

I do kind of like these empty long shots of the empty hospital. I I believe in Kundi supremacy. I think this sets a great tone similar to that first movie.

SPEAKER_17 1:22:28

Why is the hospital so fucking empty?

SPEAKER_15 1:22:30

I couldn't tell you that.

SPEAKER_16 1:22:31

It is a nice through line to all the you know the empty shots of the Strode house and the Doyle house in the first one.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:39

One thing I've noticed is that this hospital is called a clinic a few times. Yeah. And so it makes me wonder if was it supposed to be just like a clinic, which I could see being empty. Like a smaller building.

SPEAKER_15 1:22:50

But there's like a maternity ward, there's separate wings of this place.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:54

Oh yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_16 1:22:55

There's a com extraction unit.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:01

Oh yeah, the CEU. It was very important.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:04

Law and order CEU.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:09

There's some very heinous crimes that happened at this hospital.

SPEAKER_20 1:23:13

Oh God.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:14

So Lori has this dream. These are their stories. And dude, it is so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_16 1:23:20

Yes, Nathan. We're never gonna finish this movie if I keep making a couple jokes.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:24

No, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. I got loads of them.

unknown 1:23:28

We don't have to do it right now.

SPEAKER_17 1:23:29

Oh, you need to visit the CEU then, right?

SPEAKER_19 1:23:37

Oh man. God.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:39

We got merch out of that.

SPEAKER_16 1:23:41

We did get merch. You know what? Since then, CEUs have popped up all over the nation. We brought attention to a very important subject.

SPEAKER_15 1:23:51

Uh-huh. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome, America. Take a load off, America. Here's a more recent one that Nathan took upon himself to carry out.

SPEAKER_22 1:24:01

From episode 210, Broke Back Mountain.

SPEAKER_16 1:24:05

There's no drink of the film, but I am gonna pop open a can of beans. Oh yeah, baby. Drink it.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:14

Drink it though.

SPEAKER_16 1:24:15

I might eat them on mic, huh?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:16

No. I'm gonna throw up. Chug it. Chug it.

SPEAKER_15 1:24:20

Chug it. Chug it. Chug it. Yeah, show Michael Myers' boss. You're gonna chug beans while he chugs peanut butter. No, put that spoon down.

SPEAKER_17 1:24:30

This man is eating cold beans. Alex, don't see this shit. Wait, hold on. Begs the question. Refried or baked?

SPEAKER_16 1:24:39

Um, they're the baked beanie weenies. Oh god, that room's gonna smell crazy. And update, they taste like shit.

SPEAKER_14 1:24:46

Yeah, of course they do.

SPEAKER_15 1:24:47

You're eating cold beans. Anything for the bit. At least Anderson Jack had the good graces to fucking heat them up over a campfire. And I'm washing them down with a pink Pinot Grigio like a piece of shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:00

What the fuck is happening in Florida?

SPEAKER_15 1:25:02

Dog, you're gonna have to leave halfway through this episode. They head up to the mountain, set up camp, herd the sheep, and basically just waste time for a couple of weeks dicking around. Nathan's got a mouthful of beans.

SPEAKER_16 1:25:18

Okay, I may not have had dinner yet, so um country boys make do, is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_17 1:25:24

Uh, I haven't had dinner yet either, and I'm not huffing down beans.

SPEAKER_15 1:25:31

What I have to say now, Nathan, is you've realized you've gotten to the point in this bit of eating these beans where at the end you are gonna have to drink bean water. I hope you've you've come full circle and you've realized that.

SPEAKER_16 1:25:41

Oh no, it was green bean water.

SPEAKER_15 1:25:42

I know, but bean water all the same.

SPEAKER_16 1:25:45

You're right, you're right. That is maybe the most obscure callback you can make.

SPEAKER_15 1:25:49

I know, I know, I'm cherry picking here. No, but I do love it. I'm considering getting myself a can of beans. Let the white trash flow through you.

SPEAKER_16 1:25:59

Okay, fine. One sec. Oh my god, he's gonna chug the beans. We got him to do it. If I do this and then we can just talk about the movie, I know it's my fault.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:06

David, this is an audio medium. This is only for us here in the room that we see.

SPEAKER_15 1:26:12

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

SPEAKER_20 1:26:14

Oh my god!

SPEAKER_05 1:26:15

You know what? I gotta give him props. I gotta give it to him.

SPEAKER_16 1:26:20

You know, this is a movie that matters to people. I know!

SPEAKER_17 1:26:24

Wait, wait, wait. Pause real quick. One more thing. Take your shirt off.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:33

He's gonna throw off guys, he's gonna do it! I didn't like it. You look so sick! I didn't like it.

SPEAKER_15 1:26:41

You look like you're having the worst fucking time. I like it. God damn it, Nathan. God damn it. He went three fucking seconds. Those are room temperature at this point. Room temperature. No, stop. Nathan's like, can we please hurt rant this up? I'm hungry. Anyway. You look so miserable. That's just my face, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:06

Nathan, I think that may be your legacy on this show is eating fucking beans on.

SPEAKER_16 1:27:12

Yeah, I gotta tell you, I have not eaten beanie weenies since then. No one's blaming you, man.

SPEAKER_15 1:27:18

Uh, you've had your full?

SPEAKER_16 1:27:20

I don't think I've eaten since then.

SPEAKER_15 1:27:22

I think that was it. God. Speaking of food, how about a bit that everybody had a chance to have some fun with? Oh boy.

SPEAKER_22 1:27:29

From episode 200, Back to the Future Part 2.

SPEAKER_18 1:27:33

Bob Gown's Zemeckus realized in the first movie that Michael J. Fox's character had no like Achilles heel. He had no He's kind of a a Mary Sue, basically. Sure.

SPEAKER_15 1:27:43

And so they're like, Well, give him this one little thing that we're like, you can be like, uh, I bet you're not gonna suck my dick dog, you fucking chicken.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:50

And he's like, Hold on, drop the pants right here before like you can get him to do anything if you call this man 'cause he's like twenty eight playing a sixteen year old a chicken.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:02

If there was a scene in this movie where Griff said, I bet you're not gonna suck my dick, you chicken.

SPEAKER_15 1:28:10

And then it just cuts to a wide shot, and there's like two shadows against a brick wall in an alley.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:17

That'll show you to call me a chicken again.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:20

As he's wiping his mouth.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:22

It's not gonna suck itself, McFly! Oh my god! Cut to the newspaper changing. The newspaper changing would be hilarious. I'm like sweating and laughing so hard.

SPEAKER_15 1:28:38

Oh my god. The newspaper changes back to his son going back to jail. And then it says Marty McFly honored. Marty McFly Jr. found dead.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:57

That one axe sucking his dick.

SPEAKER_17 1:28:59

No, it just cuts to the newspaper like announcements, and it's like Marty McFly, who recently married his mother. Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:08

I'm sorry, boys. I kind of like the idea of just something that makes no sense given the bullshit outcome. Oh god.

SPEAKER_15 1:29:18

God, it's so funny. And the Cubs win the 2016 World Series. Marty, I wish we hadn't brought Jennifer for this. What's your gag reflex like?

SPEAKER_07 1:29:27

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 1:29:30

Great Scott. Wait, quick, Marty. Don't swallow. Spit it into the Mr. Fusion. Come on! They drive by and you know see the aftermath of that. Sure. And then George calls Paifa chicken. I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:52

Get in the car, stupid, you fucking chicken.

SPEAKER_15 1:29:55

You think I won't suck my dad off? Unzips his pants. Oh god, 200 episodes, boys.

SPEAKER_16 1:30:02

This show has gotten worse. Oh 100%. And also, uh uh, Mr. McFly, there's a post script that says uh you'll kiss me if you're not a chicken.

SPEAKER_15 1:30:15

It says you'll kiss me, and it's written in like crayon. Yeah, it's written in a whole different color t.

SPEAKER_20 1:30:23

Zip.

SPEAKER_16 1:30:32

Oh, God. I think that's the clip I've re-listened to the most from the show. It's pretty good. It makes me laugh so hard every time. That and the Hellhouse LLC off is so good.

SPEAKER_15 1:30:46

Well, here's one that's somewhat of a warning when it comes to using Google Images. Oh no.

SPEAKER_22 1:30:52

From episode 123, Paranormal Activity.

SPEAKER_18 1:30:57

Speaking of that, I don't know why this just made me think of this. I know you guys are gonna think I'm fucking crazy, but I remember in high school once I was doing a school project and I was in the the uh the school library. This isn't gonna end well. I had to pull brand names, like images of brand. And this was like when Google Images was like not great and was still kind of new. Sure. I remember I had to get a picture of a bag of Doritos for a project I was working on. Like that was the image I needed. Yeah. And I'm not kidding. I Googled the word Doritos or one of the images.

SPEAKER_15 1:31:24

I don't I don't know if it's still there. I'm gonna I doubt it. Oh no, oh no.

SPEAKER_18 1:31:27

I'm gonna try it now.

SPEAKER_15 1:31:28

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_18 1:31:29

Oh no. Oh well we can watch it. Yes. I I don't I I can't imagine it's still like this because this was like over a decade ago. But I'm so scared.

SPEAKER_22 1:31:38

I hope it's still there. I hope it hasn't changed at all.

SPEAKER_18 1:31:41

Let me let me just Google and then I'll describe what it was. Just the word Doritos, okay. Okay, no, so you just get pictures of bags. So what I got was it was a picture of a woman.

SPEAKER_15 1:31:52

Oh no. Oh no, oh no. Eating a bag Doritos, like a side-by-like like a before and after.

SPEAKER_18 1:31:59

Before it was normal. It was just her and and and like some clothes, just eating a bag of Doritos. And the after was this morbidly obese naked woman with Doritos dust all over her. And I'm like, how is this on Google Image?

SPEAKER_16 1:32:11

On the front page of Google Image.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:13

On the it was like the it was like the fourth result. Oh wow. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_16 1:32:16

Nope. No, that's not it. You keep scrolling down and I'm getting scared. Stop.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:20

I know I'm terrified. Why is why is Aaron Paul?

SPEAKER_16 1:32:23

Aaron Paul loves Doritos.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:25

Bitch. Man, I could go for some Doritos right now. Wait. What is this pink bag? Terry.

SPEAKER_22 1:32:31

Stop that.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:32

That sounds disgusting.

SPEAKER_16 1:32:33

I want some cheddar goblin flavored Doritos.

SPEAKER_18 1:32:35

Oh, hey, look. Shout out Claire Gourmet Makes. It's a great episode. Yeah. I guess this image isn't on here. Maybe I'm a dirty fucking liar. Maybe it just makes sense.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:43

Maybe you can just find it for us and send it over. Please don't. I'm going to keep looking. I'm going to keep looking. What if I type Doritos in SFW? What do you think we can do?

SPEAKER_17 1:32:53

Oh, God. I mean, I don't know, but I want to find out.

SPEAKER_15 1:32:56

Ashley, turn your screen off.

SPEAKER_17 1:32:58

Ashley, you fucking watch.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:01

We're going to do a clockwork orange style here. We're all going to fucking start.

SPEAKER_22 1:33:03

I was going to say, I've got the eye things on from clockwork orange. I can't look away.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:06

This is the modified Ludovico right here. We're doing the Doritos. Dorito Vico treatment.

SPEAKER_17 1:33:16

It's going to be Dorito dust on a dick. You think so? I can't.

SPEAKER_22 1:33:19

I don't want to leave.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:21

I'm so scared. Here we go. Oh, it's going to be so cheesy. Oh, that was disappointing. I mean, there is a there is a busty Dorito waifu.

SPEAKER_16 1:33:30

I like this.

SPEAKER_22 1:33:33

I don't know those.

SPEAKER_16 1:33:34

Dorito and Mountain Dew Gamer Girls on Newgrounds.com.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:41

I just got lightheaded. This is going to be our new logo, by the way.

SPEAKER_13 1:33:45

Our new logo.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:46

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Don't care for that. Yep, that replaces the spooky linings from Jack-o-Lantern.

SPEAKER_22 1:33:53

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:55

Wow, you can tell the dude wrote this joke. It's a picture of a woman naked in a bathtub full of Doritos.

SPEAKER_17 1:34:00

It's the Doritos Dust playlist.

SPEAKER_16 1:34:03

And it says ideal situation. Just get that chick out of the way.

SPEAKER_15 1:34:07

Am I right, fellas? So I can eat my bathtub full of Doritos. Oh, Ashley, I'm sorry this is the episode, you're on. No, I'm not. This is fantastic. This is perfect. Guys, this is fantastic.

SPEAKER_22 1:34:23

Oh, look at that. That's wow. Can we stop?

SPEAKER_15 1:34:27

Matt, you're not into this. No, I'm just hungry. I am.

SPEAKER_22 1:34:31

Wait, does that say Dorito competition? Oh, never mind.

SPEAKER_16 1:34:33

That's Cool Ranch Cologne up there. You don't like this gif right here?

SPEAKER_17 1:34:38

This woman just fucking hate cool ranch.

SPEAKER_16 1:34:41

I loved those guacamole flavored Doritos. Those are good.

SPEAKER_22 1:34:43

We got two dudes sharing a Dorito.

SPEAKER_16 1:34:45

Yes, a giant Dorito meeting in the middle, Lady in the Tramp style. I love it.

SPEAKER_13 1:34:49

How romantic. This is the best thing ever.

SPEAKER_16 1:34:57

Doritos and Mountain Dew ramen.

SPEAKER_15 1:34:59

Audio podcast, guys. I don't even care that this is an audio-only podcast. Oh no, guys. Is she giving birth to Doritos?

SPEAKER_22 1:35:07

Stop. Stop. Guys. I need you to stop.

SPEAKER_15 1:35:10

That's Paula Pell from uh from AP Bio. This is a s this is a Super Bowl ad? Wait, did that baby just like hard kick out of the womb? It did.

SPEAKER_22 1:35:21

It pushed off.

SPEAKER_15 1:35:22

Look right here. You can see the little on her belly. Look, watch. Whoa. That's some possessor shit. Oh. And someone says go long.

SPEAKER_22 1:35:30

I cannot feel good.

SPEAKER_15 1:35:31

There's a Doritos Pokemon card. I felt my new wallpaper for Bray. Doritos.

SPEAKER_18 1:35:37

Doritos everywhere. I'm sorry, this is what we turned into, but this is fantastic. Oh no.

SPEAKER_22 1:35:43

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_18 1:35:44

Actually, I take it back.

SPEAKER_15 1:35:46

Oh. God damn. That made that made Nathan cackle.

SPEAKER_17 1:35:51

Oh man. Man, Dustin's saving a lot of images.

SPEAKER_22 1:35:55

I am so glad I'm on this episode.

SPEAKER_16 1:35:58

Princess Zelda wearing a Doritos Danny Dorito.

SPEAKER_22 1:36:02

Dorito. Danny Dorito. Saving all these.

SPEAKER_16 1:36:12

This is the hardest I think I've ever heard Dustin Lap since I told the story about the mom telling her kid I'm gonna take them to jail when I worked at Borders.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:23

Dorito flavored mouthwash. Oh, gross.

SPEAKER_22 1:36:34

Well, this has been fun.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:37

Dustin. You okay, bro?

unknown 1:36:39

Nope.

SPEAKER_22 1:36:41

We're stuck on the Dorito mouthwash.

SPEAKER_14 1:36:44

Alright, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta change the page. I can't.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:49

Man, I forgot all about Daddy Dorito.

SPEAKER_17 1:36:52

Jesus Christ. God. I really want some Doritos now. I got a bag sitting on the shelf next to me, son. Hell yeah. Putting them right in the fucking trash.

SPEAKER_19 1:37:01

And finally, speaking more about food, here's one that JT actually initiated that had some staying power on the show.

SPEAKER_16 1:37:08

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_22 1:37:09

From episode 102, Halloween, The Curse of Michael Myers.

SPEAKER_15 1:37:14

Are we gonna talk about the mask? I like the mask. I kind of like it. No, I mean he's fat as shit in this movie, but. Like we're talking about Michael's mask. Yes. You like it? It's okay. Like compared to Four and Five's mask, it's much better. He's so big and fucking that wild hair is so ridiculous.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:36

Well I don't know. His neck looks like he can drink peanut butter.

SPEAKER_17 1:37:42

Like that compared with how like Loki thick he is, it takes away from all like all the creepiness of those classic look out the window and see Michael shots. I mean it takes all the creepiness away from it.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:55

Look, it's still not H4 though.

SPEAKER_15 1:37:57

It's he looks like uh he looks like Chris Redfield in the new Resident Evil 8 trailer. I mean, in Halloween 5, his head is so much smaller than his body. So I think it's an improvement.

SPEAKER_11 1:38:10

Drink peanut butter.

SPEAKER_22 1:38:14

And from episode 119, Halloween 2018.

SPEAKER_15 1:38:18

Do you think Michael's a JIF guy or a skippy guy? No, Michael. He's Jif, dude. Are you still- I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_16 1:38:26

Skippy. Are you kidding me? Uh a scamp of this level, Michael eats Peter Pan peanut butter.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:32

Wait, wait, wait. Actually, actually, I'll take that back. Okay, um, Halloween four's Michael Myers uh is a skippy guy.

SPEAKER_15 1:38:38

That's a skippy Michael. Absolutely. Oh, that's a skippy guy.

SPEAKER_16 1:38:42

The one who always looks like he's asking who me.

SPEAKER_17 1:38:46

You know Halloween Resurrection, Michael, though, is like he's eating that Reese's peanut butter, which was disgusting.

SPEAKER_16 1:38:54

Yeah, and then Rob Zombie's uh Michael Myers eats goobers, like the mix between.

SPEAKER_15 1:38:59

Yeah, it's like peanut butter and jelly. I was just gonna say the same thing. No, that motherfucker is just like he's eating peanuts in water. Yeah, he's eating almond butter and washing it down with water.

SPEAKER_17 1:39:11

He's eating peanuts like they were fucking cereal.

SPEAKER_15 1:39:14

He's popping peanuts like Advil or something. He's like fox molder just dropping the shells everywhere.

SPEAKER_22 1:39:20

And from episode 136, Halloween ends.

SPEAKER_17 1:39:25

We always joke about like, oh, which kind of peanut butter peanut butter does this Michael eat this? No, he doesn't eat it. He uses it as lubrication. Absolutely. Yeah. Can't fucking breathe. As dumb as the little sounds like sounds like Jimothy's using some peanut butter right now.

SPEAKER_15 1:39:41

He started the peanut butter trend. Don't back out now. This is the final movie.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:46

I'm drinking peanut butter is stuck in my mind since for years now.

SPEAKER_16 1:39:50

I think about that every time I buy peanut butter.

SPEAKER_17 1:39:54

Sorry. I think about it every time I look at the jar of peanut butter that's just sitting on my counter. I'm sorry. It's staring at you like the green goblin mask. Well, you know, I just like to have it there as a little protein boost, you know what I'm saying? Of course. Spread me on the bread.

SPEAKER_15 1:40:12

Alright, boys. I wanted to briefly run down some observations that we've had in real time on the show while discussing a movie. So here we go. Oh boy. In trap, Nathan's brain broke when he realized a plot hole prevents the entire movie from happening.

SPEAKER_17 1:40:28

This is one of my favorite moments of all time.

SPEAKER_15 1:40:30

In The Whale, I posited the notion that since Jehovah's Witnesses believe only 144,000 people can get into heaven, they should probably keep that shit a secret.

SPEAKER_20 1:40:39

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_15 1:40:42

The Dead Zone. I pointed out to Nathan that that movie is by all accounts a remake of the room because the main character is named Johnny. He's in love with a woman who has a son named Denny, and she's sleeping around even though she's in a relationship. Incredible. Halloween 2 from 1981. Nathan, you in particular had a real hard time accepting the fact that the babies in the hospital nursery are probably dead since part of the hospital blows up in extraordinary fashion and all the staff are dead. That would have helped them anyway.

SPEAKER_16 1:41:09

And there's smoke everywhere.

SPEAKER_18 1:41:11

From La La Land, Mally, you and I were discussing who that movie wouldn't appeal to, to which I noted the alt-right probably wouldn't like it because it has wait for it too much color. And in kids Incredible.

SPEAKER_15 1:41:25

Incredible.

SPEAKER_18 1:41:27

In kids, when trying to think of a silver lining, Mally suggested there was at least one positive thing to say about the movie's ending, Jenny. Because she has HIV.

SPEAKER_16 1:41:38

God. Nathan put his hand in his hands for that one. I think that's the movie I'm the most grateful I didn't have to cover on the show.

SPEAKER_17 1:41:48

Well, no, isn't next season? Aren't we redoing all the pre-Nathan movies? Season one episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Greatest hits, kids. Number one. TSLP the remixes, you know what I'm saying? Jeez.

SPEAKER_18 1:42:02

So, fellas, we've had a lot of laughs so far, and plenty more to come in this episode. But you know, since we've been a podcast for a decade now, a lot of things have changed in society and in the zeitgeist, so I thought we should pay respects to some things that have come and gone in that time. So please join me in a moment of reflection during our in memoriam.

SPEAKER_16 1:42:20

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:23

I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_25 1:42:27

I was hoping it was the song. No. The DCEU. The Dark Universe. The Fantastic Beasts franchise. Yes! Game of Thrones.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:42

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_25 1:42:44

Stranger Things. The boys. And all of them had satisfying endings. Bla La Land's Best Picture Oscar. The Democratic Bond era.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:00

Wow.

SPEAKER_25 1:43:01

The Error's Tour. The Errors Tour movie. The Don't Worry Darling Press Tour. The Glasgow Wheeler Maker Experience. The Fire Festival. The Fire Festival documentaries. The Tiger King craze.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:25

Wow.

SPEAKER_25 1:43:27

Everyone's fixation on making sourdough bread from scratch. Talk to a talk to a WTF with Mark Marin. Fine. Twitter. Quiby. Jesus. Adobe Flash. Internet Explorer.

SPEAKER_20 1:43:55

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_25 1:43:56

The Yodeling Walmart Kid. Monolith in the Desert.

SPEAKER_07 1:44:02

Wow.

SPEAKER_25 1:44:03

The Titan Summersible. Spirit Airlines. The YouTube dislike button.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:12

Bring it back.

SPEAKER_25 1:44:13

The Facebook poke button. Wait, they brought that back? Seriously? NFTs.

SPEAKER_16 1:44:21

All my apes gone.

SPEAKER_25 1:44:23

The C D Costco churros. Wait, they had churros.

SPEAKER_16 1:44:29

That was her genuine reaction.

SPEAKER_25 1:44:32

Panera's charged lemonades.

SPEAKER_16 1:44:34

Oh man.

SPEAKER_25 1:44:36

The grimace shake. Best buy. What? Still around, but seriously, who goes there anymore? Roseanne. She didn't die, but y you get it. Ellen. J.K. Rowling. Salt Bay. Drake's career. Connie West's grip on reality.

SPEAKER_17 1:45:06

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_25 1:45:07

Alex Jones's ownership of InfoBoars.

SPEAKER_15 1:45:12

Good.

SPEAKER_25 1:45:13

Prince Harry's relationship with the royal family. Police brutality. After all, Kendall Jenner ended it with that Pepsi ad. The time before AI Slop. Movie theater etiquette. Believing in science.

SPEAKER_16 1:45:35

This is so good.

SPEAKER_25 1:45:37

Basic accountability. Democracy. And of course, Oatmeal the Rabbit.

SPEAKER_15 1:45:58

Boys, I've been sitting on that for weeks and it's killing me that I wasn't able to share it with you until now.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:03

So this is getting posted so everybody can see, right?

SPEAKER_15 1:46:05

Oh yes. Oh yes. It will be on YouTube and all the socials, of course.

SPEAKER_16 1:46:09

Mally, do you have that gunshot sound effect? Because I think I'm done.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:14

Yeah, no, I was gonna mention you left at Arbor.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:20

So who do y'all think?

SPEAKER_16 1:46:22

Might have to bleep to that one. Real talk. I need a text tone of just Priscilla saying Hoktua.

SPEAKER_15 1:46:30

I have to tell you, we had to record Hoktua and Talk Tua like 17 times because I could not stop laughing.

SPEAKER_11 1:46:38

She's so sincere when she says it. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:42

Yep. It's the one two punched because of the hocktua. You're like, oh, that's pretty funny. And then Toktua.

SPEAKER_16 1:46:48

There's a change in intention. Hoktua. Talk to a really got me.

SPEAKER_17 1:46:54

The Churros one fucking killed me.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:57

The Churos one was so funny because she realized that in real time as she was reading the script. That was a deadwood reaction.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:03

That's so good.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:04

God.

SPEAKER_15 1:47:04

I really wish it was the third something about Hoktua, so like it was a good prequel there. There should be a Star Trek podcast called Spock Tua. Oh my god. It's not too late to start it.

SPEAKER_16 1:47:16

Patreon.

SPEAKER_15 1:47:17

It is impossible to put it to words how I feel about losing so many of those things of people over the past 10 years.

SPEAKER_18 1:47:23

But I think if I had to use a phrase to express how I feel about it, Mallie, the way you pay condolences is probably the best way.

SPEAKER_22 1:47:31

From episode 149, X.

SPEAKER_13 1:47:35

Please welcome Kobe Evans. Yay!

SPEAKER_20 1:47:39

Hi, hi, hi.

SPEAKER_13 1:47:40

Kobe.

SPEAKER_20 1:47:43

Alright, guys.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:44

I'm gonna talk to you guys later. Bless up, big bless. That is the first one.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:49

And of course, you know what time it is. A super cut.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:52

Oh hell yeah. That's the Bible, baby. Bless up, big bless. I don't want your last bless up, big bless, big bless.

SPEAKER_15 1:48:12

Bless up, big bless to our boy Vanderbeek.

SPEAKER_20 1:48:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:48:15

Recipes. Sorry, I'm gonna start saying bless up, big bless. I really liked that. It is like the perfect way to eulogize someone, right? It's a newer bit.

SPEAKER_16 1:48:29

It's a newer bit.

SPEAKER_15 1:48:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 1:48:31

I sent that in a text to my sister yesterday. That has entered our lexicon fully in this household.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:40

That's great. Did she die?

SPEAKER_16 1:48:42

No. No, but I was working. So she texted me because her husband left to go get dinner, and immediately it starts storming and hailing. And I said, Is he home safe? She said, Yes, and the sushi was unharmed. And I said, Bless up, big blessed. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_15 1:49:01

Alright, boys, it's time for another one. An out-of-context super cut. Oh boy. That's what I wrote, Ghost Jizz. I like my water without Jesus in it. We wave and die. A dream. This kid is full of shit.

SPEAKER_16 1:49:20

That does sound like a slur.

SPEAKER_17 1:49:22

Like, is Halloween 6 the most influential film of the 90s? Flame Up just did more for me. Flame Up. By Jillian Hall pass. And still, like once a year, I just like text him a picture of my hand.

SPEAKER_15 1:49:36

He did it through his cup gunner, yeah. Cruising Sarandon.

SPEAKER_14 1:49:40

Oh my god! I gotta get one ticket to home.

SPEAKER_22 1:49:45

She's a waitress.

SPEAKER_16 1:49:47

Oh, okay. What I refer to as the horror goat scene.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:52

He's busted Fago in the fucking uh brick road.

SPEAKER_16 1:49:56

Ironically, the actress died of diabetes. Oh my god. You gotta learn if you wanna yearn.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:04

Don't like that. Oh man.

SPEAKER_15 1:50:07

All right. How about some uh statistics, fellas? Yeah. Our top three most listened to episodes. Oh boy.

SPEAKER_18 1:50:13

This is interesting because if you include YouTube plays, because we as a courtesy throw our episodes up on YouTube, the difference between just pure downloads and the YouTube plays included is crazy because our most listened to episode of all time is crank. Oh yeah. And when you then look at the second most listened to episode of all time, which is Dog Pound, it's 33% less than crank.

SPEAKER_15 1:50:34

What the fuck? And then number three is how to die in Oregon.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:38

What?

SPEAKER_15 1:50:39

Crazy, crazy disparity here.

SPEAKER_16 1:50:42

I have a theory about this.

SPEAKER_15 1:50:44

What's the theory?

SPEAKER_16 1:50:45

The thumbnail on YouTube for crank is Amy Smart getting railed in the middle of the street.

SPEAKER_15 1:50:52

Yeah. Yep, you're right. That's absolutely why it's the highest rated episode. You're probably right.

SPEAKER_17 1:50:59

Our listeners are the worst kind of people.

SPEAKER_15 1:51:01

But if you just go with pure downloads, number one is the Terminator. Oh number two, this warns my heart. Malignant. Yes. And number three is Batman Returns, which are all season six episodes. I thought that was interesting.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:18

Yeah, interesting.

SPEAKER_18 1:51:19

Our top five countries slash territories of listeners. Uh number one, no real surprise here, United States with 73% of all our plays.

SPEAKER_17 1:51:27

USA! USA! Fuck yeah!

SPEAKER_15 1:51:34

Number two is the UK.

SPEAKER_18 1:51:36

Number three is Australia. Number four is Canada. Number five is Germany. And then some other countries and territories I think are worth mentioning. Singapore, Norway, Brazil, Hong Kong, Sweden, Russian Federation, Trinidad, and Tobago, Belgium, South Korea, Bangladesh, Serbia, Malaysia, Kenya, Botswana, and so, so many more that I just don't have time to list them all. It's crazy. We're international boys.

SPEAKER_15 1:52:02

Mr. Worldwide.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:03

Well, 50% of those are just me with a VPN.

SPEAKER_15 1:52:08

Speaking of which, our top five cities of listeners, number one is Los Angeles. No surprise there.

SPEAKER_18 1:52:15

Number two is Melbourne, Australia. Number three is Chicago. Number four is New York. And number five is Sydney, Australia. So shout out to LA for listening to us.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:25

Arnar Sydney.

SPEAKER_18 1:52:28

The whole screencast.

SPEAKER_15 1:52:32

Our longest episode.

SPEAKER_18 1:52:34

Anybody want to take a guess?

SPEAKER_17 1:52:36

Oh boy. Uh Halloween 2018. Not a bad guess. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_15 1:52:40

No, wait, it's not that. It's not that. It's either Revenge of the Sith or Hellhouse LLC. I think it might be Hellhouse. Also good guesses, but not it. Oh, Freddie versus Jason? No, not Freddie versus Jason.

SPEAKER_17 1:52:53

Oh, no. Wait. Is it the dark night where you spent 45 minutes just reading IMDB trivia? No, it's not.

SPEAKER_15 1:53:00

No, it's not. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_16 1:53:01

It's the shining because you had to break it into two episodes.

SPEAKER_18 1:53:04

I don't really count that one because the shining, the second part of the of the episode, is us talking about like Dodge Sleep and everything else. It's not really about the shining. But our longest episodes to date is episode 107, which is your pick, Nathan.

SPEAKER_15 1:53:17

Your first pick, Casino Royale, which is two hours, two hours, 52 minutes and eight seconds, which is longer than the runtime of the movie by half an hour.

SPEAKER_16 1:53:26

Holy shit. That's stupid.

SPEAKER_15 1:53:29

It's also an important episode because that was when we recorded literally moments after I found out that Oatmeal the Rabbit had passed away. I remember. Yeah. So that one was a big one.

SPEAKER_17 1:53:38

Who the fuck is Oatmeal?

SPEAKER_15 1:53:40

I don't know. Rest in peace though.

SPEAKER_16 1:53:41

That's also a weird episode because it's when I'm still trying to feel out being on the podcast. Utah is talking about specific camera lenses, and at one point I'm like, yeah, yeah, totally. Absolutely. I'm pretending I know anything about that. Yep. Yep. Just like I'm pretending I know how card games are played.

SPEAKER_15 1:54:01

And our shortest episode to date is no surprise. It's still the strangers at 39 minutes and 45 seconds. Won't be beaten. It will not be beaten, never. Not with that attitude.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:14

So a number of times through each of the seasons, we found a through line that a lot of the movies we picked that season had running through it.

SPEAKER_16 1:54:21

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_16 1:54:22

We had more to say about Showgirls Exposed than the Strangers. We sure did. We sure did. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:29

I really hope there's an age-old question in this.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:33

So I thought it would be fun to list off what I think the theme of each season is based on re-listening to our episodes.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:40

So season one is not fun.

SPEAKER_19 1:54:42

I'll go ahead and tell you it's the season of sexual abusers because David mentions it in the beginning of an American Werewolf in London. Chalice in uh Halloween three is possibly sleeping with an underage girl.

SPEAKER_18 1:54:53

Yeah. Davis gets sexually assaulted in Dog Pound. Ryan Gosling continues having sex with his wife after she tells him to stop in Blue Valentine. Right. So not really a fun way to kick off this idea, this topic, but season two was a season of revenge because we did both old boys. We have Joel Edgerton in The Gift. We've got Brad Pitt in Seven becoming Wrath. And we've got Barry Kyogen in The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Season three is a season of young people doing dumb shit, which is the kids and kids, which I think that one's pretty self-explanatory. We've got Jack and Rose in Titanic. Get on that fucking boat, Rose. You're so stupid. We've got Dinny in the room, who is uh, you know, fucking around with that drug dealer who he owes money to. Chris R. And we've got Kevin, and we need to talk about Kevin, which again I think is self-explanatory. Season four, Matt, you'll appreciate this one. It's the season of Colts, because we've got Quarantine, Midsummer, Apostle, and Halloween, The Curse of Michael Myers. And it's also the season of first because we did our first zombie movie with quarantine, our first animated movie with a Scanner Darkly. If you consider that true animation, if not, it's Batman Mask of the Phantasm. And our first documentary with How to Die in Oregon. And then Nathan, this is where you came aboard. And I think definitively season five is the season of scamps.

unknown 1:56:09

Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_18 1:56:10

Because we've got Calvin and Life, we've got Freddie and Jason in Freddie versus Jason.

SPEAKER_17 1:56:15

Oh, yeah. I forgot about the angry cum shots.

SPEAKER_15 1:56:17

We've got the Red Queen and her laser grid in Resident Evil. We've got Prince and Under the Cherry Moon. We've got Michael Myers in Halloween 2018 and Halloween Kills. Hell yeah. We've got that one legless rail riding zombie in Dawn of the Dead 2004. We've got the demon in Paranormal Activity, the Green Goblin dressed as the old lady in Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_18 1:56:42

We've got Alfred and Joker in Batman Mask of the Phantasm, and Agent Smith in The Matrix Reloaded.

SPEAKER_16 1:56:50

And uh we have Paul Dano lifting the dog by the leaves in prisoners.

SPEAKER_18 1:56:55

You're right, you're right. That season's also the season of sweat too, we came up with because everyone in Angel Heart is sweaty, Bond and LaSheath is sweaty in Casino Royale. Everyone in the original Planet of the Apes is sweating, and of course everyone in Dawn of the Dead's remake are sweating too. Season six is the season of wire trauma because we've got Vince in the Fast and the Furious. We've got William Hurt's henchman in a history of violence.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:18

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_18 1:57:18

We've got that stoner guy from Final Destination 2 when the fence explodes and like trifurcates him. Yeah. And of course, there's some wire trauma, death, and wishmaster too.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:27

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_18 1:57:28

And Nathan, you actually coined this term. This is also the season of Mally's Absence, aka a history of absence.

SPEAKER_15 1:57:34

Matthew was missing most of the episodes of this season.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:37

Yep. He was missing from the Texas Chainsaw Masker 2, Final Destination 2, The Fast and the Furious, The History of Violence, Batman Returns, There Will Be Blood, and Wishmaster.

SPEAKER_16 1:57:45

Wow. Missed some great movies.

SPEAKER_18 1:57:48

Season seven is a season of Ether Rich because we've got Pete Davidson in his house and Bodies Bodies Bodies. We've got the villains of the movie Society. Uh-huh. We've got Jordan and his crew in The Wolf of Wall Street. The family in Deadly Games, aka Dial Code Santa Claus, aka Game Over, aka Hide and Freak, aka 3615 Code Pare Noel, aka Los Fantasias de Del Pequenio Rambo.

SPEAKER_20 1:58:13

Rambo Cambo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 1:58:15

And the people on the ship in Triangle of Sadness. And then Nathan, the alternate title for season seven, is Go to the Fucking Hospital. Because we've got Charlie and the Whale. We've got Anthony in Candyman's remake and Kinderman going to the hospital a lot in The Exorcist 3.

SPEAKER_16 1:58:31

May I ask what year did season seven air? Oh. Because it feels like Eat the Rich season very much coincided with the election of Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_15 1:58:42

Oh, uh, I'll I'll look it up. I'll look it up. Okay. But season eight was also the season of smokers because we've got Smoker and Lee in Joker Folly Adoo, aka Smoker Folly Adoo.

SPEAKER_16 1:58:54

Smoker 2, shame on you.

SPEAKER_15 1:58:56

We've got Kawada at Battle Royale. We've got Crystal Knowing Nationwide Cigarette Prices in The Hunt from 2020.

SPEAKER_07 1:59:05

Hunt.

SPEAKER_18 1:59:05

Laura Palmer smoking a lot in Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Me. The Driller Killer in Slumber Party Massacre 2 lighting up. Hell yeah. The Nuns in the First Omen. And Bud smoking a joint using a piece of medical equipment in Halloween 2, 1981.

SPEAKER_15 1:59:20

And season 9, which is the current season, so far, I think is the season of eaters because we've got Jamie and 28 years later, we've got Craig in Friendship, and we've got Edward biting Bella's wrist in Twilight, which we agree is a sex scene.

SPEAKER_16 1:59:35

Gonna wake you up with a lick. Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:39

I do want to bring up the scene with the blow-up doll in Slumber Party Masker 2 and the toads.

SPEAKER_18 1:59:44

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:45

Really hope we were gonna get around that. I'm not gonna let that happen.

SPEAKER_18 1:59:48

Season seven premiered in 2023, actually.

SPEAKER_16 1:59:51

Oh, okay. So I was just it was just percolating.

SPEAKER_18 1:59:55

So as I mentioned in the intro, we've covered over 220 movies in our 10 year as a podcast, which means we've talked about a variety of different types of movies. Some good, some bad, some funny, some sad. But I think the movie we hated the most holds a special place in our hearts and yours.

SPEAKER_22 2:00:11

From episode 143, 365 days.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:16

Oh no, this is by far the worst movie we have ever covered. I thought it would be funny to do it, but um, it's it's not. Yeah. It's not funny at all. Not not at all.

SPEAKER_16 2:00:27

No. This movie is not just bad, though. Like it is, it's reprehensible. No, every single person in this movie can go right in the garbage, including the people who fucking made it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:00:50

Boy, knives out for 365 days.

SPEAKER_17 2:00:53

And there's still two more of those to cover at some point. There sure is. Nathan.

SPEAKER_15 2:00:58

Nathan didn't like that. Do we still stand by that being the worst movie we've covered? Do we? Do we? Yeah, because no one had fun. I don't know. I think the episode's fun to listen to. I will say that.

SPEAKER_16 2:01:08

I think it's a good discussion for sure.

SPEAKER_18 2:01:10

Yeah. That actually leads me to a few questions I wanted to ask you guys, though, that are pretty open-ended to really gauge how you feel about the show. But I guess let's talk about it first. What is the movie that we've covered that has the most upsetting ending to you? Oh God. I can tell you for me, it's probably in the mouth of madness, which is pretty apt considering our listeners voted on that one being the movie that needed the silver lining the most. Yeah. Because if you recall, my silver lining was literally hopefully God could fix everything.

SPEAKER_16 2:01:35

Yeah, I would say that or Soft and Quiet would be up there for me. That's mine. That's my pick. Yeah. Or Grave of the Fireflies, maybe.

SPEAKER_18 2:01:46

Oof, yeah, good picks. Also, what's your favorite moment in the show's history, boys?

SPEAKER_16 2:01:51

Oh man. Um, I'm a big fan of the Hellhouse LLC like runner. Yeah. The chicken bit that you played earlier is a huge bit for me.

SPEAKER_17 2:02:02

I gotta go with when Nathan realized that the entire plot of trap does not make sense.

SPEAKER_19 2:02:08

Yep. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_16 2:02:10

That's up there. Us debating if Crispy's the best kind of chicken. Mallie's reaction to me saying speak on it isn't really my favorite thing in the world. Speak on that. JT's reaction to me realizing that he went to the world that's all Chinese in the one is one of my favorite things that's ever happened.

SPEAKER_15 2:02:29

That's a good one. I think the X-house LLC bit is still my favorite because everyone was involved.

SPEAKER_18 2:02:34

It spanned the entire episode, and it turned what I thought was a pretty dull movie into a very memorable episode. So that's probably number one for me.

SPEAKER_16 2:02:42

Drew saying Sheave was sucking and fucking his way up and down Coruscant. That's like one of my favorite moments of the whole show. Yeah. Sheave the sleeve. Shave the sleeve. There's a moment that Ashley and I quote all the time, which is when in the Black Christmas episode, JT says this was before they had wireless, and then he pauses for like half a second, and I say, What?

SPEAKER_15 2:03:07

Yep. Yep. We quote that a lot. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:11

In what context do you quote that?

SPEAKER_15 2:03:12

I just don't remember. She'll just say things to me, and I say, What?

SPEAKER_05 2:03:16

We were talking about the calls coming from the inside of the house.

SPEAKER_18 2:03:18

Oh, yeah, like them tracing the calls because back then they literally had to like run up and down the switches to see who was making the phone calls and everything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 2:03:26

Uh also Mally telling us about the version of Halloween 4 that would have had like Rockabilly Michael Myers up there for me as well.

SPEAKER_19 2:03:33

That's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_17 2:03:35

Where he was in all leather in a sports car and he mows down a group of people standing in line to see Halloween 4 at Australia movie theater. Yep. Makes no fucking sense.

SPEAKER_18 2:03:44

What do you guys think is the worst movie we've covered?

SPEAKER_05 2:03:46

Ooh. Is it like the worst movie we've covered as far as the content we're watching or the worst made movie?

SPEAKER_15 2:03:53

Just the worst movie we've covered, however you want to interpret that.

SPEAKER_16 2:03:56

I think 365. Ooh. But I've re-listened to it recently, and I don't know that I've ever heard Dustin as like over a movie as when we talked about Under the Cherry movie.

SPEAKER_06 2:04:11

That one's pretty high on my list.

SPEAKER_16 2:04:13

That is a movie that I love, but also think is one of the worst movies we've ever covered.

SPEAKER_15 2:04:18

So I was thinking it's 365 days just because of how reprehensible it is.

SPEAKER_17 2:04:22

But we can't not mention Jill Rips.

SPEAKER_18 2:04:25

So okay. I was gonna say it might be Jill Ritz, but at least with that one, we got Ball Sack, we've got Dolph Grundel. We had some good moments out of that movie.

SPEAKER_15 2:04:33

But for me, just the flat out worst movie we've covered is still the shape of things because that is not a movie to me. It's not a movie. Sorry, it's not a movie.

SPEAKER_16 2:04:43

That is a movie that I picked months before I re-watched it, and was I was so embarrassed to talk about that movie because it is a movie that I really liked in high school and then watched again and was like, this is nothing. Yep. This is so badly acted, it's poorly directed, it's poorly written. And it is that thing where you kind of outgrow certain writers and filmmakers, right? At like the age of 14, there was something profound about the way Neil Le But wrote dialogue, and watching it now, I'm like, no one talks like this. Everyone's an asshole, and this movie is terrible.

SPEAKER_19 2:05:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_16 2:05:24

Great Elvis Costello soundtrack, but aside from that, fuck everything.

SPEAKER_19 2:05:29

Yeah, I hate that fucking movie.

SPEAKER_16 2:05:30

The only movie we had to hunt down to watch. Like it was not available.

SPEAKER_18 2:05:35

God damn it. And lastly, what do you guys think is our best episode? Ooh.

SPEAKER_17 2:05:40

Halloween 2018 was a pretty good one.

SPEAKER_18 2:05:44

I always recommend Hellhouse LLC as our most chaotic and fun episode. Yeah. But in terms of best, I do think it may be broke back mountain since we had a genuine conversation with Moss. Like he got very real on that episode. But we also have the exact opposite with Nathan, you, of course, eating the beans, which was incredible. Like we had a lot of laughs and cries on that one. It's a very fun episode for me. So I think that one may be my favorite.

SPEAKER_17 2:06:06

Revenge of the Sith is up there too.

SPEAKER_18 2:06:08

Yeah, I just re-listened to that one. It's so much fun. That was a good one.

SPEAKER_16 2:06:12

Revenge of the Sith is up there. I throw out Spider-Man a lot. I think the thing is a really good conversation because we really get into who is the thing, what's funny about this movie, why is this movie so good?

SPEAKER_17 2:06:26

Well, Nathan, here's the thing. First things first. That thing you do.

SPEAKER_16 2:06:30

That thing you do. Is that what you said? Yep.

SPEAKER_11 2:06:36

God.

SPEAKER_16 2:06:37

My father texted me fairly recently and said, I just listened to the Halloween 6 episode, and I said, that's the one where we front load the incest talk.

SPEAKER_15 2:06:48

Like, what the fuck? Why is that the one you start with? Yeah, is your dad still a big fan of uh dicks? Oh, he loves them.

SPEAKER_19 2:06:55

Hell yeah. Connoisseur. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_16 2:06:59

Where did that start? Us watching Possessor together.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:01

Possessor, yeah. Yep.

unknown 2:07:03

Alright.

SPEAKER_15 2:07:04

Well, how about a quick game, fellas? These should be fun. Here we go.

SPEAKER_18 2:07:07

How many Halloween movies have we covered on the show?

SPEAKER_05 2:07:10

Hold on.

SPEAKER_15 2:07:10

Start doing the math. I can see some fingers.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:13

We haven't done the original. We haven't done Halloween 2, the Rob Zombie version. I'm gonna go with eight.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_17 2:07:20

Nine.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:20

Nine? Okay.

SPEAKER_15 2:07:21

Mally? Uh nine. Yeah, it is nine because we have not covered the original from 1978, and we never will.

SPEAKER_18 2:07:29

We haven't covered Halloween 5, The Revenge of Michael Myers, Halloween H2O, 20 Years Later, and we have not done Rob Zombies Halloween 2, and probably won't for quite some time.

unknown 2:07:38

No.

SPEAKER_18 2:07:39

That one sucks shit.

SPEAKER_16 2:07:40

Two is the one that surprises me the most because I feel like there is stuff to talk about there, but I don't want to be the one to put it on the schedule.

SPEAKER_15 2:07:48

Me neither. I still get one pick a year, guys.

SPEAKER_19 2:07:50

I sure do. You sure do.

SPEAKER_15 2:07:52

The pick you have for us this season makes me laugh so hard.

SPEAKER_16 2:07:57

I legitimately cannot wait.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:00

I hope we stick with that one. We'll see.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:02

I am desperate to talk about that movie.

SPEAKER_15 2:08:04

What episode has the most to be and its variations, and how many? Oh sure. And I'll give you a hint. You heard a lot of it in the supercut we played earlier.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:14

Oh shit. I say to be fair a lot, so I feel like I was on the episode.

SPEAKER_15 2:08:18

You sure were.

SPEAKER_17 2:08:19

Well, that knocks down like a lot of episodes.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:22

Is it a Halloween movie?

SPEAKER_15 2:08:23

It's not a Halloween movie.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:25

Is it Back to the Future 2?

SPEAKER_15 2:08:26

No, but you're kind of in a similar genre.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_15 2:08:31

Time travel. It's a recent-ish movie. I can tell you how many times that may give you a clue. Okay. Madam Webb. Oh, not Madame Webb, but close. Well, not even close. I don't know why I said that. It's um we did it 12 times across the episode. Oh, wow. Trap. Wait, is it trap? It's not trap.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:48

Is it scream four?

SPEAKER_15 2:08:50

No, but same first letter. And a number is in the title as well.

SPEAKER_16 2:08:53

Slumber Party Massacre 2. No, but you're getting there. Oh, same number of letters in the title?

SPEAKER_18 2:08:58

No, no, no. No. Same first letter and it also has a number in the title.

SPEAKER_16 2:09:01

Oh. Suck my dick three.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:04

Fuck. I don't know. Just say. This is a lot of dead air.

SPEAKER_15 2:09:06

Sure, sure. It is Star Wars episode three, Revenge of the Sith. We did it 12 times. One of our longest episodes. One of the longest. One of the longest.

SPEAKER_05 2:09:16

Suck my dick. I wasn't here for that one.

SPEAKER_15 2:09:20

I don't think I was. No, you were definitely here for that one. Oh, JT, you gotta watch Suck My Dick 3. You were there. You were here. Now, this final bit of the game portion is actually just for Bally and JT because I have 10 clips here. Oh god. And I want you guys to tell me who is Nathan doing an impression of in each clip. Oh, hell yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:40

JT, lock the fuck in. Okay.

SPEAKER_15 2:09:42

So you get a point for guessing the impression, a point for guessing the episode he did the impression in. Not a chance. And another point if you could tell me the context of why he was doing the oppression in the first place.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:54

Jesus. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_18 2:09:55

So Nathan.

SPEAKER_17 2:09:56

This point system's bullshit.

SPEAKER_18 2:09:58

You could give us the answers if you remember, but if not, I do have them here.

SPEAKER_15 2:10:01

Okay. So here's number one.

SPEAKER_02 2:10:02

You guys are scientists like me, so I know you got a conscience.

SPEAKER_17 2:10:05

Okay, that's Mark Wahlberg in The Happening.

SPEAKER_15 2:10:09

Oh, so you're half right. Fuck. It is a Mark Wahlberg impression from the happening, but we actually did that one in the 1998 Godzilla episode because Matthew Broderick tells the military he didn't link confidential material exactly how Mark Wahlberg speaks in the happening.

SPEAKER_18 2:10:25

And then they're like, Did you leak that tape?

SPEAKER_15 2:10:26

And he goes, No.

SPEAKER_05 2:10:28

So these are gonna only gonna be from episodes that I have been on, right?

SPEAKER_18 2:10:31

Well, definitely episodes that Nathan's been on, but yeah, I think there's a couple you may have been absent for, JT. Okay, well, that's not fair.

SPEAKER_16 2:10:38

Because I'm pretty sure I did that same impression in the happening episode referencing Transformers. You did. That's so funny. Okay. All right, here's number two. Okay. I had one of my Monica Bellucci dreams last night.

SPEAKER_15 2:10:51

Firewalk with me. It is firewalk with me. Yeah, is that David Lynch? David Lynch. It is David Lynch. I don't know what else. It's fine. It's just he was literally speaking a quote from an episode of The Return. Explaining the plot of the return to you. Oh, I haven't got there yet. Gotcha, gotcha.

SPEAKER_07 2:11:06

All right, here's number three. Y'all don't want to be weird or nothing, boo. Maybe we can go get a go stay in like a cabin my buddy has together. Yeah, one more time? Of course, of course. Y'all don't want to be weird or nothing, boo. Maybe we can go get a go stay in like a cabin my buddy has together.

SPEAKER_15 2:11:24

It sounds like John C. Riley. It is John C. Riley.

SPEAKER_05 2:11:27

Okay, good. Nathan, you're pretty good, man.

SPEAKER_15 2:11:32

What episode is that one from? I have no idea. Not a fucking clue. Nathan, do you remember? Yeah, yeah. It was Brokeback Mountain. And I was saying that David Harbour is basically doing a John C. Riley impression of the new movie.

SPEAKER_06 2:11:46

Oh fuck, that's right. All right. Here's number four. Wait, wait, one more time. Sure, sure. Here we go.

SPEAKER_17 2:11:57

So that's R2D2 Revenge of the

SPEAKER_06 2:12:00

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_15 2:12:01

Yep. I'll give Mally the R2D2 because he said it first, but I'll give you the Star Wars episode 3 point DT.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:06

Oh, I thought we were working together here. I didn't know we were competing.

SPEAKER_15 2:12:10

No, no, you're competing.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:11

Oh, I thought we were on a fucking team.

SPEAKER_15 2:12:12

Loser dies at the end of the episode.

SPEAKER_17 2:12:15

Off the show. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna lose on purpose then.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:18

Fucking please. Do we remember why we uh why Nathan did an R2D2 impression?

SPEAKER_17 2:12:23

I think I just asked him to.

SPEAKER_15 2:12:24

I think it was just asked, yeah. Well, it's because we said R2D2 keeps his fucking mouth shut because he's one of the only few people across the entire saga that sees it all. And they're like, what would it sound like if he did speak? And then Nathan said that.

unknown 2:12:35

Yep.

SPEAKER_16 2:12:35

Mally goes, hey, what would that sound like?

SPEAKER_15 2:12:39

I think you guys will get this one. Here's number five.

SPEAKER_16 2:12:42

Do not ask me what this favor is. It's definitely not something crazy. Do it again, do it again. Sure. Do not ask me what this favor is. It's definitely not something crazy.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:57

It's Kivich on Malkovich.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:59

Oh, no, no, no. It's not Malkovich. I can hear it though.

SPEAKER_15 2:13:05

It's from this season, I'll tell you that. You got it, Nathan? I know who it is. I don't remember the context. Do it again. Do it again.

SPEAKER_16 2:13:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 2:13:12

I can't fucking breathe.

SPEAKER_16 2:13:15

Do not ask me what this favor is. It's definitely not something crazy.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:20

Is it Mansion Impossible?

SPEAKER_19 2:13:22

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:23

I'm thinking like Bond villain here.

SPEAKER_19 2:13:24

Funny enough, he played a Bond villain. Get close.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:28

Oh shit. Oh, my chest. My chest.

SPEAKER_15 2:13:30

My fucking chest hurts.

SPEAKER_19 2:13:32

He did play a bond villain.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:33

It's Christoph Waltz.

SPEAKER_15 2:13:35

It's Christoph Waltz, yep.

SPEAKER_19 2:13:36

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:13:36

Do you remember what episode it was from?

SPEAKER_05 2:13:38

Fuck no. Okay, yeah, because he was like, do we still think he's a good actor or not? I remember the context. Wait.

SPEAKER_15 2:13:45

Oh fuck. Oh shit. Nathan, you got it?

SPEAKER_16 2:13:47

Oh, yes, I do remember now.

SPEAKER_18 2:13:49

You want to just give it to us, Nathan?

SPEAKER_16 2:13:50

It's from the Frankenstein episode. That's right. Yeah. Uh huh. And it's when he's him talking about it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:13:58

Shit. I would like you to put my brain in a new body. Yep, yep. That was Christopher Walken. Well it's a little bit. Christoph Walken. We were tiptoeing all around it.

SPEAKER_16 2:14:08

Uh-huh. I will stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

SPEAKER_18 2:14:14

All right. Here's number six. And now, JT, I will tell you, you were not on this episode. This is before your time on the show. But here we go.

SPEAKER_09 2:14:19

Bible were never tortured like that. Casino Royale.

SPEAKER_17 2:14:24

That's definitely Casino Royale.

SPEAKER_15 2:14:25

It is Casino Royale, yes. Do we know who he's doing an impression of?

SPEAKER_17 2:14:28

Daniel Craig? I don't know. Pierce Brosnan?

SPEAKER_15 2:14:30

No, no. Another Bond, though.

SPEAKER_17 2:14:32

Oh, uh Connery. Timothy Dalton?

SPEAKER_15 2:14:34

Not Connery, not Dalton. You guys are all around it. Fuck me. Who's the other one? One of the bigger ones. Nathan's got it, though. I can tell.

SPEAKER_17 2:14:41

Nathan's so disappointed in me and JT right now. Can he play it again?

SPEAKER_15 2:14:44

Oh, you want to play it again? Yeah, I'll play it again. Hold on.

SPEAKER_09 2:14:46

My balls were never tortured like that. Yeah, no, I'm drawing a blank. Alright, fuck it. Go.

SPEAKER_16 2:14:52

Who is it, Nathan? It's the one who likes Beluga caviar the most, Roger Moore. We share the same last name. You must keep tempo like the octopus who plays the drums.

SPEAKER_18 2:15:04

I'm pretty confident you guys will get this next one.

SPEAKER_14 2:15:06

Are you caught up on heated rivalry?

SPEAKER_15 2:15:10

Yep, that is Lewis. What episode was that one? 2018 curse. I don't know. Nope. Uh Resurrection. It's from Halloween Resurrection. Yep, yep, Mallet got it. Alright, here's number eight.

SPEAKER_16 2:15:21

No, no, he had the he had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes. Okay, go back, go back. Play it again.

SPEAKER_11 2:15:26

One more time.

SPEAKER_16 2:15:27

No, no. He had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes.

SPEAKER_15 2:15:31

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16 2:15:32

Such a good approach.

SPEAKER_05 2:15:33

Merry Christmas, you old cooler. So this is uh um I can't think of his name. Uh-huh. Oh my god. Not a Christmas story, but um fucking uh That's like part of the game. Yeah, I know. It's a wonderful life. Yep, it sure is. Can't think of the actor's name, and that's unfortunate. I'm trying to think of what movie or what episode that's on, since I can't name the actor.

SPEAKER_06 2:15:53

Oh, this one's so good. Do you know it, Nathan?

SPEAKER_16 2:15:55

I actually don't remember what episode I I have an idea of maybe what episode it was.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 2:16:00

I have no fucking clue.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:02

Wait, play it again. I'm trying to figure out who's left. I need to hear that laugh again at the end.

SPEAKER_16 2:16:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:06

No, no, he he had the he had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes. So that was Ashley, right? Yeah, that's Ashley, yeah. Okay, so Black Christmas.

SPEAKER_18 2:16:14

Not Black Christmas, not Black Christmas.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:15

Oh my gosh, I figured that would have been the context.

SPEAKER_15 2:16:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_18 2:16:18

All right, Nathan, go ahead and tell us.

SPEAKER_16 2:16:20

Okay, so I'm doing Jimmy Stewart as Dr. Loomis. And is it in the Deadly Games episode?

SPEAKER_15 2:16:26

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_18 2:16:27

This is actually from Scream 4 because remember the movie club has a Vertigo poster and a Halloween 2 from 2009 poster. So we were like, what would Jimmy Stewart be like in Halloween 2?

SPEAKER_05 2:16:38

Oh wow. Dude, it's very interesting on how Nathan gets to these impressions.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:43

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:44

I shot him six times. Jesus.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:48

Alright, two more.

SPEAKER_15 2:16:49

Two more.

SPEAKER_07 2:16:50

It's not a two more.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:51

They're putting Flora Idently Orders. Okay, well, it's RFK.

SPEAKER_19 2:16:55

That's RFK. Yep, yep, yep. And what is what is he saying?

SPEAKER_06 2:16:58

I'll play it again. I'll play it again.

SPEAKER_05 2:17:00

They're putting fluoride honors. Subtitles.

SPEAKER_06 2:17:04

He's saying they're putting fluoride in the waters.

SPEAKER_15 2:17:06

Yeah, I have no idea what episode that's from. They're turning the frogs gay! That's a relatively recent episode.

SPEAKER_19 2:17:12

Yep, yep. Nathan, do you know it?

SPEAKER_15 2:17:14

They're putting fluoride in the waters.

SPEAKER_16 2:17:16

It's from Oh God. It's not it's not caught stealing. It's it's from this season, though. Sure is? Shit. I can't think of it.

SPEAKER_19 2:17:25

It is from Begonia because we said Jesse Plumman's character would probably be brainwashed by the likes of RFK Jr.

SPEAKER_04 2:17:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 2:17:33

Alright, last one, fellas. And JT, this is also an episode you weren't on, but I think you may actually get the person he's doing an impression of, and you may get the context here, but here we go.

SPEAKER_16 2:17:42

We've lost the entwives! That's Matt Barry.

SPEAKER_15 2:17:46

It's Matt Barry. Yep. That's the two towers. It is the two towers. Because that was what if Matt Barry was tree beard?

SPEAKER_17 2:17:55

I know Nathan's Matt Barry impression. I've literally texted Nathan to be like, hey, can you record yourself saying this as Matt Barry? Can you just say this for me? Yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:18:03

Now Nathan is not the only one who could do an impression on the show. Let's actually hear one from Mally.

SPEAKER_09 2:18:08

Oh, sure. God damn it.

SPEAKER_22 2:18:09

From episode 121, Dawn of the Dead, 2004.

SPEAKER_16 2:18:44

I fucking nailed it. Can I throw out another impression that is like frequently said in my house? It's Dustin. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_15 2:18:53

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because I think I know what you're gonna say, and I may have a clip to play in just a few minutes for. If not, you can say it. Beautiful, beautiful.

SPEAKER_18 2:19:01

Because of course, we couldn't do impressions without one that seems to come up multiple times per season.

SPEAKER_07 2:19:07

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:11

I told you not to talk to my daughter. I don't care how long you think your legs are. You better use them to walk the hell out of my store.

SPEAKER_14 2:19:22

My pace insure isn't locked, so you need to get the hell out of here. Don't ever talk to my granddaughter again.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:27

I'm gonna unmake you. Stop calling your mommy and daddy. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna keep flying until you run low on fuel.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:37

Don't you land that plane in Las Vegas, Walter.

SPEAKER_05 2:19:41

I feel like how y'all's Mike Ermintrout impressions sound.

SPEAKER_14 2:19:46

Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go to Hellhouse LLC, Walter.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:51

You're gonna play a game with me, Hoffman.

SPEAKER_17 2:19:54

I I hate I hate it.

SPEAKER_08 2:19:56

Killing is distasteful to me. You're gonna fill a tub with diarrhoea and attach electrical cables to it. Alright, here's what you're gonna do, Anakin. Here's what you gotta do, Donnie. You gotta chemically castrate yourself. Walter. Someone shot the doll.

SPEAKER_14 2:20:19

Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna get in your car, you're gonna drive to Agent Carter's house, and you're not gonna say anything.

SPEAKER_08 2:20:25

You're not gonna look at her daughter.

SPEAKER_14 2:20:30

You won't speak to the daughter.

SPEAKER_08 2:20:34

Under any circumstances, you are not. You are not You do not go into the basement.

SPEAKER_14 2:20:42

You will bring me a pimento cheese sandwich.

SPEAKER_08 2:20:46

This bit's gone on long legs. Rub it all over my magic orb. Oh god, this bit's gone on long legs enough.

SPEAKER_05 2:20:56

Ah man. Dude, the I don't care how long your legs are is so fucking good. Oh, it's the best.

SPEAKER_08 2:21:04

Okay, how long your legs are.

SPEAKER_18 2:21:07

Alright, fellas, here it is. The fifth and final out-of-context supercut, which is also our last clip as well. So here we go.

SPEAKER_07 2:21:14

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_17 2:21:18

Do y'all fuck with 9-11 or no?

SPEAKER_16 2:21:21

My favorite kind of humor is comedic. You go on a date with one of us, you go on a date with all of us.

SPEAKER_18 2:21:27

You might be sending mixed signals to the pizza delivery, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_17 2:21:31

I want to exclusively be referred to as fuck pig.

SPEAKER_15 2:21:35

Michael showed me his fuck style. What's yours lost? Can I tell you, I was thinking about this last night. You put the word casserole in something, I'ma have a bite. They took all her shit out.

SPEAKER_16 2:21:49

God's gonna help stop the Emperor at the end of Mortal Kombat.

SPEAKER_15 2:21:53

This movie is fucking trash. And yet it fucking rules. God, we're lost. I'm hungry. We gotta take a shit. Let's kill this guy. Imagine Matt David coming back home from saving private Ryan. And the first thing he says when he walks at the door to his house is like, Where's my pussy?

SPEAKER_07 2:22:18

Where's mine? Where's mine?

SPEAKER_18 2:22:22

So, because this is a celebratory episode, we wanted to hear from our listeners as well. Because if four white dudes with beards talk about movies on a podcast and no one's around to hear it, does it even exist? So, we have a number of voicemails followers of people that called in that want to witch us well, ask us some questions. So here we go.

SPEAKER_15 2:22:38

We'll start with who I've said is probably the fifth member of the podcast by this point, but this is from Jordan.

SPEAKER_17 2:22:44

Who the fuck is Jordan?

SPEAKER_12 2:22:49

Jordan. Everyone's favorite uh I'm just gonna say listener to the podcast. I'm gonna ask the one question that I've always wanted to know the most, which is what is everybody's favorite movie. You made me feel like I'm a member of everything in the community.

SPEAKER_07 2:23:30

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:23:30

Yeah, bless up big bless, Jordan. Yeah, thank you, Jordan.

SPEAKER_05 2:23:33

Oh no, did he die?

SPEAKER_15 2:23:35

I'm just doing that preemptively. Did he die?

SPEAKER_05 2:23:38

Jordan also joins our uh uh Dustin Amons live stream during off seasons and stuff. He's he's really cool.

SPEAKER_18 2:23:43

Yeah. I would say my favorite, and it's maybe recency bias, but I think minus one is my favorite.

SPEAKER_16 2:23:50

Yeah, I would say minus one, the OG, and giant monster all-out attack are my three faves. And Shin Godzilla, which I think is hilarious.

SPEAKER_19 2:24:02

I love Shin Godzilla. JT, yeah, I know you've probably got like thousands running through your head, but what do you got?

SPEAKER_05 2:24:09

Yeah, so number one is uh Godzilla vs. Mega Godzilla.

SPEAKER_19 2:24:13

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 2:24:13

The original. Uh-huh. I'd say the original just because the Mega Godzilla and the new one I really didn't like. Sure. And then Godzilla 1985. Yeah. Or Godzilla Returns. Then I'm gonna go with minus one Shin Godzilla.

SPEAKER_19 2:24:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 2:24:26

I'd also throw out Godzilla versus Bayolante, which I watched for the first time recently. That movie fucking rules.

SPEAKER_17 2:24:33

It's a wild ass ride, but yeah, it's great.

SPEAKER_15 2:24:35

Mally, what's your favorite?

SPEAKER_17 2:24:37

Oh, I fucking love Pacific Ram dog.

SPEAKER_18 2:24:39

I was waiting for it. I was waiting for something like that.

SPEAKER_17 2:24:42

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_18 2:24:43

Uh all right. This next voicemail is coming to us from another Discord user. This is from Joshua. Here we go.

SPEAKER_21 2:24:49

What's up, guys? This is Joshua Scott here, and I want to say congratulations on ten seasons of the podcast that asks the age old question. What if? It was a silver lining playlist podcast. Hell yeah. Come on, you guys did it before you can do it again. Do it for Eric Estrada.

SPEAKER_15 2:25:10

We sure will, Joshua. We sure will. I give it a ten. A fucking ten. Can you play the Erica Strata clip real quick? Because it just makes me happy. Yes, I can. Did it before you could do it again.

SPEAKER_00 2:25:24

Hello, everyone, at the Silver Linings playlist. Hi, I'm Eric Castrada from Chips. Listen, I want to say hello and wish Dustin, Marley, Nathan, and JT a great season nine of their podcast. It's a movie review comedy show that's been running for nine years.

SPEAKER_19 2:25:49

Hell yeah, brother.

SPEAKER_00 2:25:50

So great success here in the coming year and the coming season. Thank you very much. This is from Dustin. Come on, guys, you can do it. Do it again. You did it for nine years, you can do it again.

SPEAKER_15 2:26:04

Hell yeah. Thank you, Eric. Why does this feel like bullying?

SPEAKER_18 2:26:10

Alright, this one comes to us from, I believe, the person's name is Teague. It's kind of hard to tell with the quality of these voicemails, so I apologize if that's not how you pronounce your name, but here we go. And Nathan, this one is in particular for you.

SPEAKER_27 2:26:21

Oh boy. Hey boy, Teague here. I work with the open road cover and spend a lot of lonely nights driving. And I just want to say your episode helped me get through the long orange. I'm probably revisiting every Halloween episode. During the back of the future episode without Martin's little weakness, and I was laughing so hard I had to pull over. Keep up the good work. And Nathan, in regards to the hitcher episode, yes, at Trucker Hotels there is a cut truck. Oh my god, thank you so much.

SPEAKER_16 2:27:00

Oh my god, this is this is breaking news.

SPEAKER_15 2:27:03

Asked and answered. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_11 2:27:05

Dude, he had to pull over.

SPEAKER_15 2:27:08

Someone's delivery was late because of our stupid show. God bless you.

SPEAKER_17 2:27:12

I gotta give my boy one of these. Oh god. My man pulled to the side of the rope. Yeah. Dude.

SPEAKER_05 2:27:21

Logistics are all fucked because my dick, chicken.

SPEAKER_15 2:27:27

Bless up, big bless to a country truck. Bless up, big blessed.

SPEAKER_18 2:27:31

So a few of our past guests have also called into the show. This one is from Michael Overby, a part of our not knock episode and our Mandy episode, and here we go.

SPEAKER_01 2:27:39

Hey guys, just wanted to give a quick shout out and congratulations for 10 years of the podcast. It's been a great way to keep the commute entertaining. Keep them coming. Ten more years.

SPEAKER_15 2:27:48

Yeah, short and sweet. Thanks, Overby. Hell yeah. I swear to God, if we're still doing this in 10 fucking years. I know. 10 more years. This would come to us from unknown. Let's see what this is.

SPEAKER_17 2:28:01

Oh, someone dropped an anonymous.

SPEAKER_27 2:28:04

Uh you you guys took owe me money. Where's my money?

SPEAKER_20 2:28:10

That's it.

SPEAKER_15 2:28:12

We took his money. Uh was that? I'll go ahead and spoil it. That was from Paz Guest James Stacy. I thought was very funny. Did not care for it. I thought that was very funny. Do I owe James money? Do I? I don't know. You might. We probably do.

SPEAKER_17 2:28:29

Well, no, I sold him Legos, so yeah.

SPEAKER_15 2:28:34

So actually, two of our lovely wives also called in. This is from the first one. Our lovely wives.

SPEAKER_25 2:28:40

Computer, make this podcast gay and holy.

SPEAKER_17 2:28:43

Wait, what? Wait, did she say fuck your podcast? I'm dating baloney.

SPEAKER_11 2:28:48

No, she did not. Computer, make this podcast gay and horny.

SPEAKER_06 2:28:53

Can I tell you? She tried making that voicemail once before and she fucked up. I'm gonna play the outtake. Here we go.

SPEAKER_25 2:28:59

Oh, please, yes. Computer, make this podcast gay.

SPEAKER_15 2:29:05

She couldn't help but laugh at that.

SPEAKER_17 2:29:07

Did you pressure into sending this voicemail? Nope.

SPEAKER_15 2:29:10

Nope. She said she wanted to do that all on her own.

SPEAKER_17 2:29:13

I love how she laughed at her own joke.

SPEAKER_15 2:29:15

I know. None of us have ever fucking done that.

SPEAKER_16 2:29:17

Can I throw out? I became ordained to make sure she could marry you. Yep. And this is the thanks I get.

SPEAKER_15 2:29:26

All right, here's our last voicemail, boys. And it's actually a call from your lovely wife, Nate. And this is from Ashley. Here we go. His wife.

SPEAKER_22 2:29:32

Hi, Dustin. It's Ashley. This is just for Dustin. Yeah, you guys can't listen. Congratulations to you and all the guys on 10 years of the Silverlinings playlist. I didn't forget the title of the podcast. I don't have a script here, so I'm just going. I'm just so proud of you guys. I love the show so much, obviously. I'm a fan. Um and I wanted to record this. Uh, you can play it on the episode or not, whatever. I know you're taking messages, but I didn't call the phone number. I'm just recording this at the end of a voiceover you asked me to do. I have two favorite moments all time in the podcast. Um the first one is from the Hellhouse LLC episode, and it's when you guys are naming all the different Hell House LLC titles that you're coming up with, and Moss just says Hell House, more like Zell House form of payment. But those of you don't know what Zell is, and it it warms my heart and it makes me laugh, and it's one of my favorite moments ever. And then my second favorite moment is from uh the From Hell episode, um, where Dustin says, Would you like to tour the syphilis wards? And I gotta tell you, this was a vocal stem the entire time Nathan and I were in Europe and came to each other and and say this um on whatever European street we happened to be on. So um congratulations on uh forming most of my vocal stems for the past five years. And thank you for letting me be a small part of the TSLP family. I love every time I've been asked to be on the show. Um so thank you for those opportunities and happy 10 years and cheers to 10 more.

SPEAKER_15 2:31:18

Wow, incredible.

SPEAKER_17 2:31:19

Again, everyone keeps wishing for 10 more.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:22

I know, y'all are getting way ahead of yourself.

SPEAKER_15 2:31:24

She didn't say my wife once. She did.

SPEAKER_16 2:31:27

And I'm I'm gonna talk to her about it tonight.

SPEAKER_17 2:31:29

Also, she started that voicemail off with like, hey, Dustin.

SPEAKER_15 2:31:33

So here's the thing. Obviously, Ashley is the voice of all the from episodes, blah, blah, blah. We've heard throughout this, and she sent this without telling me, so I was like, what is this file? And I was like, oh, oh, oh, it's a secret message. Oh secret files. Was that the secret genes?

SPEAKER_06 2:31:51

Was that the clip, Nathan, that you said you wanted to hear about?

SPEAKER_16 2:31:54

Yeah, would you like to tour the syphilis wall? We don't we're gonna go to the moon because it's hot in it.

SPEAKER_18 2:32:00

Yep, yep. Uh and we got two messages as well that aren't voicemails, but they are in the form of text.

SPEAKER_15 2:32:05

We got an email from David Hunter from Sydney, Australia. He says, Hey guys, why? Okay.

SPEAKER_18 2:32:12

Said, hey guys, whilst I may only have listed for three to four years, I thought to reach out. I would call in, but one, I am outside the US, and two, my Aussie accent would make it difficult. Good job, Nathan, bullying this man for his fucking accent. Yeah. I think my nerve.

SPEAKER_06 2:32:29

I think my recent favorite moment was the broke back beans.

SPEAKER_15 2:32:34

Closely followed by the triple shot episodes of House and then parenthetical, he says with echo, because remember that's how they say house in the trailer. They go, House, house.

SPEAKER_18 2:32:45

Midnight Meat Train and Hell House LLC and all the LLC episodes after. But I think the best thing is that I knew nothing about 28 Years Later and had no plans to watch it until your episode. Wow. I absolutely loved it, as did my wife, and then in parentheticals, he played his wife.

SPEAKER_09 2:33:00

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_18 2:33:01

And we then watched The Bone Temple. Thank you for introducing me to this and other quirky movies like Long Legs and Begonia. Keep them coming, David from Sydney. Thank you, David.

SPEAKER_16 2:33:11

David, thank you for calling from Sydney House LLC. And thank you for going to the Bone Temple for us.

SPEAKER_15 2:33:18

Oh, love the Bone Temple. God.

SPEAKER_17 2:33:20

Out back Bone Temple, baby.

SPEAKER_15 2:33:21

And then lastly, Moss actually texts me this. This was late last night, and he had to have been drunk because LLC. Because a lot of it was in Cats, but I'm actually going to share it with you boys here. Oh my God. I'll write in. I love you all.

SPEAKER_16 2:33:35

Because you asked him to write in.

SPEAKER_15 2:33:37

No, I was like, hey, if you have a message, now would be the time to get it in. I said you don't have to.

SPEAKER_18 2:33:41

But he says, sure, I'll write in. And then all cats he puts, I love you all. Thanks for the memories over the 10. And then somehow we go into lowercase now. Years. Y'all have been doing the show, Taco Bellhouse, LLC, back to all caps, forever R.I.P.

SPEAKER_15 2:33:54

to all our lost family members, and the Sedicate podcast metadata, love forever, Moss. Wow. And then like a PS here, he put, I drank a pickle beer. Thank you, Moss. Incredible.

SPEAKER_16 2:34:07

The number of times that Moss and I have sent texts to each other that end with I've been drinking boys.

SPEAKER_15 2:34:14

Wait, what the fuck is a pickle beer? I guess a pickle IPA or something.

SPEAKER_19 2:34:20

I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_16 2:34:21

Oh truly, almost every time Ashley or I Venmo one another, we say Zellhouse LLC to each other.

SPEAKER_18 2:34:32

Oh man. Well, that's all I got planned, boys. Is there any final words or any any final secrets to reveal?

SPEAKER_17 2:34:39

I'm so glad that my wife does not listen to this fucking show.

SPEAKER_19 2:34:46

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 2:34:47

Guys, doing this show is one of my true greatest joys. It got me through the pandemic. Wait, hang on. Nathan. Yes. Can you start over? Do you want me to take the gun out of my mouth and finish telling you the story?

unknown 2:35:02

Hold on.

SPEAKER_15 2:35:03

Hold on. I didn't know we were dipping into a sad story. Hold on. Let me load it up real quick.

SPEAKER_17 2:35:09

Oh no. DC, I got one queued up. Go ahead. All right, go, Nathan. That's so loud.

SPEAKER_16 2:35:18

It was so loud.

SPEAKER_15 2:35:21

Go ahead, Nathan. I'm sorry to cut you off.

SPEAKER_16 2:35:23

No, doing this show has been a great joy to me. Doing listening to and being a part of the show got me through the pandemic. It got me through one of the deepest depressions of my life. And I look forward to talking about movies with you idiots every single weekend. And even when we're not recording, that I think about on a Sunday, I sit there and I'm like, yeah, next Sunday I'm talking to the boys about a movie. Weirdly, a show that talks about bleak endings has made me think differently about life and look forward to things that make me scared and nervous. I'm able to look at the bright side because the show has taught me how to do that. That has always been something that's difficult for me is to find the silver lining. And I truly believe that being a part of the show has made a positive difference in the way that I look at the universe. And I'm really grateful for all three of you. JT, I'm sorry I talk over you a lot. I love you very much. You're my little lion man.

SPEAKER_06 2:36:34

JT, shut up. Nathan's talking. Shut up.

SPEAKER_16 2:36:36

Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_05 2:36:38

So, anyways, this show to me.

SPEAKER_16 2:36:42

Mallie, I'm so glad that you and I can derail the conversation to talk about classic rock at any opportunity. Hell yeah. Dustin, I'm glad that you and I have spent hours talking about Showgirls and Robocop and other things from the 80s that everyone else has decided don't fucking matter anymore. And it gives me something that gets me through the week. It is something that has given my wife, my wife, a great deal of joy, created vocal stems that make me happy throughout the day. And sometimes when I'm having a bad day, I listen back to our show and am so happy to have these memories and have these conversations that bring me so much joy. Thank you guys. Uh I don't know if we're gonna do 10 more years, but I'm happy to I'm happy to do this show for as long as you guys will put up with me. Thank you.

SPEAKER_15 2:37:37

Beautiful, beautiful eulogy, Mallie. I echo your sentiments, Nathan.

SPEAKER_18 2:37:42

I am very happy to do this show. There are times where like I'm like, do I want to keep doing it because it is a lot of work? Sure. But then the episode gets done and I'm like, oh yeah, I had a lot of fun doing that, and I want to do it again. Like, I like the excuse of making time, like literally a scheduled time where I get to spend two to three hours just dicking around with YouTube ding dongs, plus JT, who's a very smart boy who I love very much, and I will not interrupt him. Also, JT's here. Oh yeah, we didn't even mention JT's here.

SPEAKER_15 2:38:08

Hey guys, JT, shut the fuck up. I'm talking.

SPEAKER_18 2:38:16

But no, I I love this show so much. I love the community. I love the Discord users, I love the Patreon users, I love the people that just chime in on social media when we drop a clip or something. That you know, if they find our show through some dumb 30-second clip, it's it's always fun.

SPEAKER_15 2:38:30

We have a Discord. We have a Discord, you wouldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_16 2:38:33

If they find our show through a clip, it's fun, unless they don't exist in reality. There are some wild comments that bring me great joy as well.

SPEAKER_18 2:38:42

Yeah, you're absolutely right. But no, I love this show so much. It's it's crazy. I've been doing this almost a third of my life. It's fucking bananas. It's bananas. But uh yeah, I'm happy to keep doing the show for as long as uh I don't get burnt out doing it and as long as people still enjoy listening to it.

SPEAKER_07 2:38:56

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_18 2:38:57

Oh yeah. Uh any other final words, fellas? Mally.

SPEAKER_17 2:39:03

I feel like that sums up my thoughts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 2:39:05

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_05 2:39:06

Well, I want to say congratulations to you guys. I mean, I've only been on here for like, I think under two years.

SPEAKER_15 2:39:12

Two years.

SPEAKER_05 2:39:12

Yeah, I haven't been on here for near as long as y'all have. What a ride.

SPEAKER_15 2:39:15

JT's our Paul Rudd. And that's my 13th reason one. Incredible.

SPEAKER_18 2:39:27

All right. Well, if that's uh if that's it, fellas, I'll wish you adieu, and I'll tell our listeners thank you so much for listening. Tune in to our next regularly scheduled episodes, and until then, as always, Excelsior.

SPEAKER_22 2:39:41

What an incredible evening. We hope you've enjoyed this special event. For more, please visit TSLPpodcast.com or patreon.com slash silverlinings playlist. Tip your waiters well, get home safe, and we'll see you on the next episode. And as always, Excelsior.