If you only had one hour to live, what would you do? Snort coke, drive a car through a mall, and have sex with your partner in a crowded shopping area? Maybe not, but that’s what Chev Chelios decides to do in one of the most insane low-budget action movies of all time: 2006’s Crank. Does it hold up? We’ll find out with returning guest Nathan Simmons as we break open the film. Plus: horny pigeons, the insane current state of Noel Gugliemi’s IMDb page, deciphering Nathan’s “turtle sex bathroom” note, and a ton more topics are covered in this full throttle episode.
Stay tuned after the closing music for a special bonus that didn’t quite make the episode but is well worth your time.
Crank stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Efren Ramirez, and Dwight Yoakam. Directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor.
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